Intimacy and Love: Bed move - FML

Bed move

By wellokthen - 26/11/2019 18:00 - United States - Birmingham

Spicy

Today, my friend sent me a link to a porn video. The guy in it was my boyfriend, the girl in it wasn't me, but they were in my bed. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 22/07/2013 19:08 - Trinidad and Tobago - Port-of-spain

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend posted a screenshot from a porno on my Facebook, because the girl in it looked freakishly similar to me. My dad commented, asking for a link to the video. FML

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You deserved it 4 527

By fmysexlife - 27/07/2009 05:06 - United States

Spicy

Today, I told my boyfriend I was really horny. He then gave me the link to his favorite "porn". He said I should do it for him. It was a youtube video of some girl making a sandwich. FML

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Just a movie

By IzzMeister - 15/12/2019 20:00 - United States

Spicy

Today, I walked in on my uncle watching porn. I realized that it was porn featuring my boyfriend, and he told me that the girl in it was "just a friend". FML

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By backstabbed - 29/10/2011 07:22 - Australia

Today, I caught my best friend in bed with my current boyfriend. Apparently watching movies naked is "the new in thing". FML

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You deserved it 3 111

By Anonymous - 02/09/2014 21:29 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I found out that my girlfriend takes videos of me sleeping and watches them with her friends. FML

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You deserved it 3 569

By eeelise5296 - 01/03/2012 20:39 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML

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Proof

By badbed - 11/12/2009 17:07 - United Kingdom

Spicy

Today, I had a friend over. We found my older brother's camera so decided to look through his photos but then we came across photos of him and his girlfriend having sex. We were laughing up until my friend decided to point out that they were having sex on my bed. FML

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By lolatmylife - 22/08/2014 06:02 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend sent me pictures of him and his family on their trip in Florida. He accidentally included a picture of a girl sleeping in his bed, naked. FML

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You deserved it 4 039

Handjob

By Anonymous - 20/11/2019 18:00

Spicy

Today, I heard my boyfriend masturbate next to me and then relieves himself on my bed sheets. FML

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You deserved it 914

By SimG - 07/07/2013 12:35 - Canada - Cambridge

Spicy

Today, I was going to fight the guy who my girlfriend left me for. While waiting at the park, he sent me a video of the two of them having sex on my bed. FML

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Top comments

indienerdgirl 27

Tuesday 26 November 2019 18:28

Dump the boyfriend and throw away the whole bed. Get a new one that one's tainted now.

bl3ur0z3 17

Tuesday 26 November 2019 20:20

Send it to him and ask what he thinks.

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indienerdgirl 27

Tuesday 26 November 2019 18:28

Dump the boyfriend and throw away the whole bed. Get a new one that one's tainted now.

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 26 November 2019 19:26

How rude! I hope they gave you a production credit!

bl3ur0z3 17

Tuesday 26 November 2019 20:20

Send it to him and ask what he thinks.

Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15

Wednesday 27 November 2019 16:06

did you dump him in the vomments

bloopaloop 27

Thursday 28 November 2019 23:26

Was it hot?

J15237 25

Thursday 5 December 2019 4:00

You mean the guy in it was your ex boyfriend and your former bed.

Sgt.floppyweiner 2

Thursday 25 June 2020 20:33

whats the link

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Today, I put on a porno, trying to unwind after a bad day. Ten minutes in, I was so pissed off with the girl constantly repeating "You like that? Yeah?" and the cameraman's obsession with the guy's ass crack that I started yelling at the screen. Now I'm more stressed than ever. FML

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Today, I found out while pet-sitting that a white cat is no easier to see in the dark than a black cat. I also found out that this particular cat doesn't take kindly to being accidentally kicked, even if it wasn't that hard. My feet have seen better days. FML

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Today, I learned that when my girlfriend told me that she's a different person without coffee and smokes in the morning, she wasn't kidding; after I'd asked her how she'd slept, she bitched me out for "mocking her" and hurled a hairdryer at my head. FML

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Today, while walking home with my mom, some unoriginal cockshart in a passing car yelled at me: "Fuck her in the pussy!" It was a long, awkward walk home after that. FML

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