Today, I was going to fight the guy who my girlfriend left me for. While waiting at the park, he sent me a video of the two of them having sex on my bed. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my girlfriend sent me a revenge video of her having sex with another guy, because I cheated on her. I got angry with her, but later used the video to masturbate. FML
Today, my girlfriend left a message on my phone. It was just the sounds of her having sex with somebody. FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for a girl I know. She was the girl my last boyfriend left me for. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years decided that the best way to break up with me was to move out of our apartment while I was at work, and then text me a video of himself having sex with another girl. FML
Today, my friend sent me a link to a porn video. The guy in it was my boyfriend, the girl in it wasn't me, but they were in my bed. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has another girlfriend when she walked into his bedroom while we were having sex. I didn't drive there, so I'm now sitting in his car while they fight. It's been two hours since she got home. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Today, I had a fight with my boyfriend over a girl he is close to. He later arrived with flowers for what I thought was an apology. He was actually breaking up with me; the flowers were for her, he just didn't want to leave them in the car. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got into a huge fight. She kicked me out of the apartment and told me to never come back. Devastated, I waited outside of the apartment door for hours, hoping she'd reconsider. I ended up falling asleep. I woke up to her foot stomping on me, screaming, "I meant it!" FML
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ks23 9
And now you have proof of them breaking and entering. Also se it to her dad :)
olpally 33
Wow... Go beat the shit out of them now. Or call the cops for them trespassing on your property. That's cold.
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Comments (244)
caligirllife 11
She already left you for him so what's the point in fighting?
angelitared 27
She was not worth it! Move on!!
dermor 3
2 things, a girl like that is definitely not worth it, and secondly that guy handed you a gift man, in your house without permission and video that can be sent to so many people or uploaded to the internet.
buckdharma 38
Did they use proper grammar? Because if they didn't you can really have a good laugh at their expense.
Eivana 37
Give it to all her friends and family. You have serious power in your hands. Blackmail, buddy! Way better than beating the shit out of her new boyfriend.
mosquito19 14
that's when you share the video with the world.
Slackness 10
DO NOT TRY and beat the shit out of him, stay away from illegal acts. Your life is worth way more then their shite actions. You can have way more fun... sitting within the law does give you some interesting options, explore them.
TogeBara 12
in some place public fights with an audience that both sides consent to is legal lol
infamousjonnx 3
that is so ****** up op
avapaige1234 19
Life is a bitch. And so is your ex.
theantonlolz 11
A little context would have been nice. Why did you have to fight him?