Today, I was going to fight the guy who my girlfriend left me for. While waiting at the park, he sent me a video of the two of them having sex on my bed. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my girlfriend sent me a revenge video of her having sex with another guy, because I cheated on her. I got angry with her, but later used the video to masturbate. FML
Today, my girlfriend left a message on my phone. It was just the sounds of her having sex with somebody. FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for a girl I know. She was the girl my last boyfriend left me for. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years decided that the best way to break up with me was to move out of our apartment while I was at work, and then text me a video of himself having sex with another girl. FML
Today, my friend sent me a link to a porn video. The guy in it was my boyfriend, the girl in it wasn't me, but they were in my bed. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has another girlfriend when she walked into his bedroom while we were having sex. I didn't drive there, so I'm now sitting in his car while they fight. It's been two hours since she got home. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Today, I had a fight with my boyfriend over a girl he is close to. He later arrived with flowers for what I thought was an apology. He was actually breaking up with me; the flowers were for her, he just didn't want to leave them in the car. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got into a huge fight. She kicked me out of the apartment and told me to never come back. Devastated, I waited outside of the apartment door for hours, hoping she'd reconsider. I ended up falling asleep. I woke up to her foot stomping on me, screaming, "I meant it!" FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
ks23 9
And now you have proof of them breaking and entering. Also se it to her dad :)
olpally 33
Wow... Go beat the shit out of them now. Or call the cops for them trespassing on your property. That's cold.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (244)
Sinsation 7
Scum like them need to purged from the planet. Time to hire a hitman.
Mightytall 35
It always takes two ... I bet he didn't have to force her to leave you for him. Her playing along and ******* him in your bed while you're waiting to fight him makes her a extremely bad person too. And you are a dumbass for trying to fight that douche in the first place ... Best thing in a breakup situation like that is to toss the cheaters belongings into the front yard/street and exchange the locks (as long as it is your place of course) Anyway ... being cheated on sucks, so FYL ... but you do deserve the video number because you tried solving this by violence.
TeenageAvatar 0
Although it sucks that she cheated on you, fighting the guy would resolve nothing. What would happen after the fight? She wouldn't come back to you. I suggest you make her jealous.
Alyssa125 10
Make it famous OP!
thew_fml 14
YDI - if you think a woman is a prize you win by fighting some other jerk. she made a choice, why are you treating her like she has no say in who she wants to be with? Now put on your big boy pants and move on
angiespook 18
You can do better than someone like that anyway.
MrSarcasmic 10
well. I guess this is the day bitches die.
Sarah__917 14
In your bed? Hahaha
rokolodo 10
That's tough! But, obviously she's not worth the fight.
XxcaitanatorXx 12
Oh shit about to go down