Today, I was going to fight the guy who my girlfriend left me for. While waiting at the park, he sent me a video of the two of them having sex on my bed. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend sent me a revenge video of her having sex with another guy, because I cheated on her. I got angry with her, but later used the video to masturbate. FML
Today, my girlfriend left a message on my phone. It was just the sounds of her having sex with somebody. FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for a girl I know. She was the girl my last boyfriend left me for. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years decided that the best way to break up with me was to move out of our apartment while I was at work, and then text me a video of himself having sex with another girl. FML
Today, my friend sent me a link to a porn video. The guy in it was my boyfriend, the girl in it wasn't me, but they were in my bed. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has another girlfriend when she walked into his bedroom while we were having sex. I didn't drive there, so I'm now sitting in his car while they fight. It's been two hours since she got home. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Today, I had a fight with my boyfriend over a girl he is close to. He later arrived with flowers for what I thought was an apology. He was actually breaking up with me; the flowers were for her, he just didn't want to leave them in the car. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got into a huge fight. She kicked me out of the apartment and told me to never come back. Devastated, I waited outside of the apartment door for hours, hoping she'd reconsider. I ended up falling asleep. I woke up to her foot stomping on me, screaming, "I meant it!" FML
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Top comments
ks23 9
And now you have proof of them breaking and entering. Also se it to her dad :)
olpally 33
Wow... Go beat the shit out of them now. Or call the cops for them trespassing on your property. That's cold.
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Comments (244)
baref00tmama 15
You were going to FIGHT HIM? Come on. If she left you, she's probably not worth getting punched in the face over.
WelcomeToAndale 13
Although what he did was obviously wrong, you're clearly a very immature individual yourself. Going to the park to fight somebody? What are you, 13?
bvbarmy4ever 12
Go send it to her dad
assassinbanana0 20
There is no need to fight him. Don't let your pride get to you. It is obvious she doesn't deserve you. Instead of fighting him, go find someone better who deserves you. Your ex will surly be reminded what she let go
tomgun_fml 16
I would want to fight him again
Pinkgal123 24
Oooooh, that's cold.
underguarded 20
That is undeserved and I wouldn't fight him about it. The girl is obviously a low class ***** and the guys an obnoxious douchebag. They deserve each other. Let them get pregnant, marry and then realize they have nothing in common other then the fact he can insert his penis into her giant cavern she calls a ******. Karma's a-cummin'
SasquatchDeluxe 10
Next time you see the guy, beat the crap out of him and send the video to your ex-gf.
B00K_L0V3R93 31
That really sucks. What a cruel thing to do to you. I would let the video 'accidentally' find it's way to her parents. FYL for the video but fight the guy who your girlfriend left you for, really? That's a little lame.
jenn1808 16
This whole FML just reeks of stupid. Fighting the guy is illegal. Them getting into his house is illegal. And uploading a sex tape without their consent? Also illegal. And completely immoral and creepy, even if they were being assholes.