Today, I was going to fight the guy who my girlfriend left me for. While waiting at the park, he sent me a video of the two of them having sex on my bed. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my girlfriend sent me a revenge video of her having sex with another guy, because I cheated on her. I got angry with her, but later used the video to masturbate. FML
Today, my girlfriend left a message on my phone. It was just the sounds of her having sex with somebody. FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for a girl I know. She was the girl my last boyfriend left me for. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years decided that the best way to break up with me was to move out of our apartment while I was at work, and then text me a video of himself having sex with another girl. FML
Today, my friend sent me a link to a porn video. The guy in it was my boyfriend, the girl in it wasn't me, but they were in my bed. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has another girlfriend when she walked into his bedroom while we were having sex. I didn't drive there, so I'm now sitting in his car while they fight. It's been two hours since she got home. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Today, I had a fight with my boyfriend over a girl he is close to. He later arrived with flowers for what I thought was an apology. He was actually breaking up with me; the flowers were for her, he just didn't want to leave them in the car. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got into a huge fight. She kicked me out of the apartment and told me to never come back. Devastated, I waited outside of the apartment door for hours, hoping she'd reconsider. I ended up falling asleep. I woke up to her foot stomping on me, screaming, "I meant it!" FML
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ks23 9
And now you have proof of them breaking and entering. Also se it to her dad :)
olpally 33
Wow... Go beat the shit out of them now. Or call the cops for them trespassing on your property. That's cold.
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Comments (244)
xgetxbentx 13
Sorry, but ydi, she made her choice and it's doubtful that kicking his ass is going to win her back. However, obviously this guy is a loser too and now you can press charges for breaking and entering. So she's probably not worth fighting over.
nognom 2
Post that shit
shadow7x 10
use that video for revenge
radical68 2
How old are you guys?
amifaiyaz 12
Court, now.
felicfelixis 17
It seems rather futile for everyone to blame her; it sounds like the guy is more of the asshole in this situation.
Oddball426 6
Well at least you found a movie for her family to watch on Christmas. On the other hand, you deserve better than that. She'll regret it later.
zevo1415 10
And the deafening blow!
someguy314159265 15
And why were you going to fight him? This is not the Stone Age, my friend. In a civilized society, you do not resort to violence over such petty matters. If anything, you should at least press breaking and entering charges against them, as many others before me have said.
francisco92 8
Play it at her wedding