Today, I was going to fight the guy who my girlfriend left me for. While waiting at the park, he sent me a video of the two of them having sex on my bed. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my girlfriend sent me a revenge video of her having sex with another guy, because I cheated on her. I got angry with her, but later used the video to masturbate. FML
Today, my girlfriend left a message on my phone. It was just the sounds of her having sex with somebody. FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for a girl I know. She was the girl my last boyfriend left me for. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years decided that the best way to break up with me was to move out of our apartment while I was at work, and then text me a video of himself having sex with another girl. FML
Today, my friend sent me a link to a porn video. The guy in it was my boyfriend, the girl in it wasn't me, but they were in my bed. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has another girlfriend when she walked into his bedroom while we were having sex. I didn't drive there, so I'm now sitting in his car while they fight. It's been two hours since she got home. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Today, I had a fight with my boyfriend over a girl he is close to. He later arrived with flowers for what I thought was an apology. He was actually breaking up with me; the flowers were for her, he just didn't want to leave them in the car. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got into a huge fight. She kicked me out of the apartment and told me to never come back. Devastated, I waited outside of the apartment door for hours, hoping she'd reconsider. I ended up falling asleep. I woke up to her foot stomping on me, screaming, "I meant it!" FML
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ks23 9
And now you have proof of them breaking and entering. Also se it to her dad :)
olpally 33
Wow... Go beat the shit out of them now. Or call the cops for them trespassing on your property. That's cold.
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Comments (244)
dimespot 5
You were going to fight over her? gay. Grow a pair. Anyone actually worth fighting for, would never require fighting for.
gatorgirl2669 6
i do believe you are wanting to fight the wrong person... sounds like she needs the beatdown
YeahYeahYeahOK 6
that was meant to respond to #13s post.
PL0WW 20
That's cold, but I can't help but wonder why you were waiting at the park to fight him. That's more than a bit childish..
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
Honestly OP, why fight that dude? She clearly does not deserve it. The worse you can to that type of girl is not giving a **** or at least pretend you don't. If you had fought that guy, she would have gotten a kick out of it. Now why don't you do something much more evil and post it on her FB while commenting on what a bitch she is.
mybright 8
Bang his mom and/or sister and send it to HIM!
StanSmith2013 26
Looks like its another brick in the wall. Time to move on and forget about them. The other guy is probably a douche anyways and doesn't deserve the time or effort to even contemplate a retaliation.
meso222 8
First of all leave the cops out of it, be a man deal with this shit yourself. Second send it to her folks, friends, dog if shes got one. Third post it online, spam the link. Fourth bang his mom and tape it. Repeat steps Two and Three. By the end of it all you will have revenge sweeter than probation and a restraining order, which by the way you wouldnt get anyway if you posted the video, and you save the money for a lawyer.
LennyComa 39
Breaking and Entering, Trespassing, all you need to do is forward it to her friends and family and job done, If anything comes of it you have the proof that they broke 2 law's. (If trespassing is a crime in Canada that is, Scotland has no such law)
flippidyshit 9
Well, I hope you kicked his ass in the fight