Today, I slept over at my friend's house but forgot my glasses. When I woke up in the morning, I came out of his room and forcefully kicked what I thought was a soccer ball on the floor. Turns out it was his miniature poodle - it fell down a long flight of stairs. FML
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kamikaze_fml
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HAHAHA thats just dumb, get contacts fool.
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mylifesucks_alot
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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futtgoredo
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I dont
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englandaj
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me either. never liked poodles
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ladypatience93
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isiot
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haleyisawsomee
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:0 asshole!!!!
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hubbabubbba
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wow....
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Sammyb123
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Oh my god, I haven't laughed so hard in ages
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lizzilla8297
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you all are horrible. you people that hate dogs. that's just mean and misdirected. and op for killing a little, innocent, dog.
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queencitystoner
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omg this made my day
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iEnvade
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249 - I don't believe OP said they killed the dog.. and you know nothing about the dog, so don't go making assumptions.
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4everblackjack
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LMFAO I laughed so hard too :,)
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Ghostsofascalon
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A small dog usually doesn't survive a hard kick and falling down a flight of stairs… Karma is going to hit you like a bitch OP.
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littlecuntcats
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Did it say he killed it?
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MasterGamer591
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If you had blurry eyes and thought it was a soccer all does that make you a bad person to?
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Cyanide03
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My little cousin threw his grandma's toy chihuahua down a flight of stairs. Surprisingly she was unscathed; shocked and afraid, but okay.
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czyk_it
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Im a dog lover. Currently have a 10 yr old black lab/golden retriever mix. She's cutest friendliest dog ever. Love spending time on walks and spoiling her with attention. Even I laughed at OPs fml. I do hope the dog is ok
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xxlowsnip3rxx
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are you fucking moronic!? he didn't say it died you fucking failed abortion
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quickit
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I cringed up when reading this
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jrod_fml
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How terrible! But, honestly, you shouldn't be playing ball in the house. Didn't you're parents teach you anything?
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fatalkiss
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lmao he kicked it out of his way, not just for fun.
I LOLed
I LOLed
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blankaex
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Kicked it out of the way? How hard is it to step OVER a soccer ball?
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PaperCaper
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It wouldn't matter if he just kicked it out of the way, but he had to FORCEFULLY kick it out of frustration. Also, apparently in the direction of a staircase.
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Jimboom
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ROFL!! Top FML.
But yea, seriously, get contacts. Or stop being an idiot and kicking balls inside the house. Just imagine, if it had been a ball it could have done a lot of damage to their things... not just their dog.
But yea, seriously, get contacts. Or stop being an idiot and kicking balls inside the house. Just imagine, if it had been a ball it could have done a lot of damage to their things... not just their dog.
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PurpleLlamas
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caleb_9756
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#252, Did.. Did you even read the FML?
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photographygal
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all i can say is "woooooooow"
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tehhotness
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HAHA, the only way this could be better is if it flew out an open window
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infinitewisdom
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You're an idiot.
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Dandyboi
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Agreed.
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triiku
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i don't even care if the dog's okay! That's just farking hilarious. Chances are the little shit of a dog deserved it anyways. i hate poodles.
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mrcarmine
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didn't your mother teach not to play ball in the house?
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fmlplz
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wingsfan19
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that's horrible
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wingsfan19
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that's horrible
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harliedog
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screw you man i love that poodle i hope someone kicks you straight in the nuts and you fall down some stairs if you a woman, i hope someone annihilates your ovaries
Still, I hope the dog is okay.