FML : Today, I slept over at my friend's house but forgot my glasses. When I woke up in the morning, I came out of his room and forcefully kicked what I thought...

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Today, I slept over at my friend's house but forgot my glasses. When I woke up in the morning, I came out of his room and forcefully kicked what I thought was a soccer ball on the floor. Turns out it was his miniature poodle - it fell down a long flight of stairs. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By JohnMackSquirts - / Thursday 19 March 2009 05:15 / United States

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By mylifesucks_alot | 0

#42744 - Thursday 19 March 2009 16:04

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Excuse me for laughing because that really is terrible, but you have no idea how f*cking funny that is.

Still, I hope the dog is okay.

By jrod_fml | 0

#42750 - Thursday 19 March 2009 16:07

How terrible! But, honestly, you shouldn't be playing ball in the house. Didn't you're parents teach you anything?

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By kamikaze_fml | 0

#42739 - Thursday 19 March 2009 16:03

HAHAHA thats just dumb, get contacts fool.

By mylifesucks_alot | 0

#42744 - Thursday 19 March 2009 16:04

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

futtgoredo | 0

#860627 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 4:27

I dont

englandaj | 0

#884512 - Tuesday 23 February 2010 6:25

me either. never liked poodles

ladypatience93 | 2

#984505 - Sunday 25 April 2010 6:31

isiot

haleyisawsomee | 0

#987086 - Sunday 2 May 2010 1:01

:0 asshole!!!!

hubbabubbba | 0

#1000084 - Friday 21 May 2010 4:36

wow....

Sammyb123 | 0

#1027488 - Friday 11 June 2010 9:48

Oh my god, I haven't laughed so hard in ages

lizzilla8297 | 2

#1030501 - Tuesday 15 June 2010 2:49

you all are horrible. you people that hate dogs. that's just mean and misdirected. and op for killing a little, innocent, dog.

queencitystoner | 0

#1041965 - Thursday 24 June 2010 23:34

omg this made my day

iEnvade | 2

#2534228 - Thursday 19 May 2011 17:53

249 - I don't believe OP said they killed the dog.. and you know nothing about the dog, so don't go making assumptions.

4everblackjack | 10

#3138522 - Friday 19 August 2011 10:19

LMFAO I laughed so hard too :,)

Ghostsofascalon | 4

#3375686 - Sunday 2 October 2011 9:30

A small dog usually doesn't survive a hard kick and falling down a flight of stairs… Karma is going to hit you like a bitch OP.

littlecuntcats | 6

#4486007 - Sunday 27 May 2012 1:24

Did it say he killed it?

MasterGamer591 | 13

#4624949 - Thursday 28 June 2012 8:49

If you had blurry eyes and thought it was a soccer all does that make you a bad person to?

Cyanide03 | 7

#5266591 - Friday 21 December 2012 6:07

My little cousin threw his grandma's toy chihuahua down a flight of stairs. Surprisingly she was unscathed; shocked and afraid, but okay.

czyk_it | 5

#5915117 - Tuesday 15 April 2014 7:42

Im a dog lover. Currently have a 10 yr old black lab/golden retriever mix. She's cutest friendliest dog ever. Love spending time on walks and spoiling her with attention. Even I laughed at OPs fml. I do hope the dog is ok

xxlowsnip3rxx | 16

#6047414 - Monday 25 August 2014 15:04

are you fucking moronic!? he didn't say it died you fucking failed abortion

quickit | 24

#6138174 - Sunday 7 December 2014 23:40

I cringed up when reading this

By jrod_fml | 0

#42750 - Thursday 19 March 2009 16:07

How terrible! But, honestly, you shouldn't be playing ball in the house. Didn't you're parents teach you anything?

fatalkiss | 0

#934619 - Thursday 11 March 2010 3:51

lmao he kicked it out of his way, not just for fun.

I LOLed

blankaex | 0

#1206588 - Sunday 8 August 2010 5:44

Kicked it out of the way? How hard is it to step OVER a soccer ball?

PaperCaper | 11

#1750789 - Thursday 25 November 2010 18:16

It wouldn't matter if he just kicked it out of the way, but he had to FORCEFULLY kick it out of frustration. Also, apparently in the direction of a staircase.

By Jimboom | 11

#42758 - Thursday 19 March 2009 16:10

ROFL!! Top FML.

But yea, seriously, get contacts. Or stop being an idiot and kicking balls inside the house. Just imagine, if it had been a ball it could have done a lot of damage to their things... not just their dog.

PurpleLlamas | 0

#1036589 - Sunday 20 June 2010 7:02

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

caleb_9756 | 14

#6164370 - Tuesday 6 January 2015 6:03

#252, Did.. Did you even read the FML?

By photographygal | 0

#42764 - Thursday 19 March 2009 16:12

all i can say is "woooooooow"

By tehhotness | 0

#42766 - Thursday 19 March 2009 16:13

HAHA, the only way this could be better is if it flew out an open window

infinitewisdom | 4

#5443101 - Wednesday 10 April 2013 18:36

You're an idiot.

By triiku | 0

#42771 - Thursday 19 March 2009 16:14

i don't even care if the dog's okay! That's just farking hilarious. Chances are the little shit of a dog deserved it anyways. i hate poodles.

By mrcarmine | 0

#42772 - Thursday 19 March 2009 16:16

didn't your mother teach not to play ball in the house?

By fmlplz | 0

#42775 - Thursday 19 March 2009 16:17

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

wingsfan19 | 2

#2725706 - Monday 20 June 2011 22:51

that's horrible

wingsfan19 | 2

#2725714 - Monday 20 June 2011 22:54

that's horrible

By harliedog | 0

#42780 - Thursday 19 March 2009 16:18

screw you man i love that poodle i hope someone kicks you straight in the nuts and you fall down some stairs if you a woman, i hope someone annihilates your ovaries