Today, I was going to fight the guy who my girlfriend left me for. While waiting at the park, he sent me a video of the two of them having sex on my bed. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend sent me a revenge video of her having sex with another guy, because I cheated on her. I got angry with her, but later used the video to masturbate. FML
Today, my girlfriend left a message on my phone. It was just the sounds of her having sex with somebody. FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for a girl I know. She was the girl my last boyfriend left me for. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years decided that the best way to break up with me was to move out of our apartment while I was at work, and then text me a video of himself having sex with another girl. FML
Today, my friend sent me a link to a porn video. The guy in it was my boyfriend, the girl in it wasn't me, but they were in my bed. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has another girlfriend when she walked into his bedroom while we were having sex. I didn't drive there, so I'm now sitting in his car while they fight. It's been two hours since she got home. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Today, I had a fight with my boyfriend over a girl he is close to. He later arrived with flowers for what I thought was an apology. He was actually breaking up with me; the flowers were for her, he just didn't want to leave them in the car. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got into a huge fight. She kicked me out of the apartment and told me to never come back. Devastated, I waited outside of the apartment door for hours, hoping she'd reconsider. I ended up falling asleep. I woke up to her foot stomping on me, screaming, "I meant it!" FML
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ks23 9
And now you have proof of them breaking and entering. Also se it to her dad :)
olpally 33
Wow... Go beat the shit out of them now. Or call the cops for them trespassing on your property. That's cold.
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Comments (244)
celinadepp 21
That's rough, buddy.
cdncw 20
1) We have no idea if OP and his now ex lived together - if they did, even if they broke up, it could still qualify as "their bed", even if he's the one who brought it into the relationship 2) Nowhere does this FML suggest that she was cheating, OP himself stated "the guy my gf left me for". Maybe she did jump from one relationship to another, but I don't see a claim of cheating here. 3) Sounds like OP deserved to have his GF leave him for someone else - I'd understand him having some choice words for HER, but wanting to fight the "new guy", who really has nothing to do with anything, is quite immature (at best), and utterly pathetic is more likely. 4) OP wanted to fight, new guy decided to spend time with his GF instead of being a child... Sounds pretty obvious why she moved on. TOTALLY deserved it. 100%
TheLynx_fml 20
Damn... I'm so sorry dude
latincristo 3
Lol u deserve it
mullet3388 16
you deserve it for even trying to dight