By Anonymous /
Monday 26 August 2013 15:16 /
United States - Brooklyn
Pinkgal123
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24 Badges:
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72 Comments
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1533 Visits
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287 Favorites
I swear occasionally, but the amount increases by tenfold when I'm mad or tired. I don't like smoking due to it being the reason my dad got cancer. I love cats, and have two. I'm not comfortable with showing my face. I'm a cancer, and ironically, so is my dad. I have a hard time doing math (but I'm not that bad, I hope)' but will never fail you in the language of English. I'm Asian and I suck at my own languages, Chinese and Cantonese. I can be very kind on some days, and on others, I will need kindness towards me. I love talking to intelligent, creative people with good grammar. And although I may not know you well, I am there for you.
I come from the land of gaming(and I'm terribly lost, surfing on a mac. Ew.)
Message me if you want, we can awkwardly talk and than proceed to eventually just become chat histories. I'm not here for dating.
Now go some FMLs and be entertained. And possibly cringe. This is pretty cringy itself.
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Beginner
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I moderated this!
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Socialite
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Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern. -
Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic. -
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile. -
I’m your new creative director
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Keen reader – Level: student ninja
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Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date. -
I'm an early bird, but no worm yet
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m. -
Santa Claus
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done! -
Inception
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge. -
I like your style
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute! -
Up and coming moderator
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Perfectionist
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Profile completed
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It's in the can!
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A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments. -
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit. -
The Mixer
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you. -
50 favorites
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Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic. -
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start. -
Judgmental
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Tell us what happened next
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One more and it's business time
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100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name! -
42
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon. -
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote. -
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date. -
50 quality comments
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The rules are the rules
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Happy ending
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The return of the thumb
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Tweet, tweet
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Picture this FML
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I liked to the power of 20
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My diary is a collector's item
There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one. -
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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