I swear occasionally, but the amount increases by tenfold when I'm mad or tired. I don't like smoking due to it being the reason my dad got cancer. I love cats, and have two. I'm not comfortable with showing my face. I'm a cancer, and ironically, so is my dad. I have a hard time doing math (but I'm not that bad, I hope)' but will never fail you in the language of English. I'm Asian and I suck at my own languages, Chinese and Cantonese. I can be very kind on some days, and on others, I will need kindness towards me. I love talking to intelligent, creative people with good grammar. And although I may not know you well, I am there for you.
I come from the land of gaming(and I'm terribly lost, surfing on a mac. Ew.)
Message me if you want, we can awkwardly talk and than proceed to eventually just become chat histories. I'm not here for dating.
Now go some FMLs and be entertained. And possibly cringe. This is pretty cringy itself.
Okay, I'm glad this FML got published. Thanks, guys! However, looks like I have some questions to answer. Firstly, my sister is almost eleven. The day before, we went shopping, and dad bought foir bottles of beer for a game he was going to watch in two days with his friends. My sister took the bottles and put the beer in cups, it totally looked like lemonade. She even put some lemons next to them! Yes, it was light beer, fortunately. But still alcohol. The kids told their mums the juice tasted funny, so they took a sip and figured out what it actually was. In the end, my sister's excuse was that she knew lemonade wouldn't have been successful anyway.