By just about pissed off - 11/08/2013 17:24 - Egypt - Cairo

Today, to help with my insomnia, I downloaded some relaxing rain MP3s and set them to loop. For the first time in ages, I fell asleep within minutes. Somewhere around 5, however, the sound of trickling water caused my bladder to empty itself all over my bed. FML
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MPee3 player did you say?

I guess those weren't the wet dreams you were hoping for.

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MPee3 player did you say?

Should've used an iPood.

And listened to Skrill-excrement

This one time yellow beats brown hands down. Would rather have a Wankman anyway.

Pleonasm, you've done it again!

Was it black and yellow?

But then he would have reeked of deadmau5

well played XD

She took the phrase "piss off" a little too seriously

I would be pissed off too

Lets be honest we all saw this coming once she said rain mp3 to help her sleep :p

Well... It's better to be pissed of than pissed on!

31, unfortunately it sounds like OP was both pissed off and pissed on. Schrodinger's piss, perhaps?

looks like the rain has flooded the streets.

talk about a piss poor situation...

I guess those weren't the wet dreams you were hoping for.

A trickle turns into a flood... or in this case a yellow stream into a puddle.

Why did THIS get fml hate?

The world may never know

So if there was thunder, what would have happened?

And if it was raining men ?

F*** you thunder, you can suck my dick, you can't scare me cause you're just God's farts! *pffft*

Thunder Buddies!!

Well on the bright side..you found a good solution to help your insomnia! Just pee before sleeping next time :D

Next time, try sounds from the desert