Love, Sex and Cheating: Really struggling, huh? - FML

Really struggling, huh?

By Anonymous - 27/09/2023 10:00

Today, after I was on deployment 6000 miles away, and because my wife was struggling pretty bad with work, kids, and taking care of everything on her own, she finally had a breakdown so I came home early to help. I found out she was fucking another Navy dude the whole time. I should've stayed out there. FML

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D J's MOM 17

Wednesday 27 September 2023 12:19

well that just sucks. at least you'll win in divorce court and get the kids. also, contact the other guy's S O and fill him in.

Jason89 16

Wednesday 27 September 2023 12:24

hope you left her ass

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D J's MOM 17

Wednesday 27 September 2023 12:19

well that just sucks. at least you'll win in divorce court and get the kids. also, contact the other guy's S O and fill him in.

Jason89 16

Wednesday 27 September 2023 12:24

hope you left her ass

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 27 September 2023 16:26

Did he tell her, "Thank you for your cervix?"

n3rdn3ss 8

Thursday 28 September 2023 6:33

You mean ex-wife.

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