Miscellaneous: Today, the only thing my downstairs neighbor wanted to talk about...

By monochrometea - 09/09/2011 02:07 - United States

Today, the only thing my downstairs neighbor wanted to talk about with me is how she can hear us go to the bathroom. She also claims that she can tell which one of us is going, based on the noise level. FML

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By Username - 21/01/2011 03:55

Today, I now know why my next-door neighbour can't look me in the eye without smirking. He can hear every grunt, groan, fart and strain that happens in my bathroom from his bathroom. FML

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Cursed buildings

By investing in earplugs - 23/02/2022 05:59

Today, sick of the unfiltered noise we hear from our neighbours in our upstairs apartment, as we're above their fence line, we signed the lease on an apartment downstairs. While I was downstairs, my partner clomped upstairs, opened the bathroom door, and took a piss. I heard EVERYTHING. FML

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Quiet

By Deborah - 27/10/2011 06:41 - United States

Today, I saw my upstairs neighbor outside getting the mail. She asked how my day was, and then apologized that the sound of her baby's crying through the walls kept me up last night. Apparently she heard me when I yelled at 2am for her fucking demon spawn to shut up. FML

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Oh mother, I can feel, the soiiiiil falling over my heaaaaaaad

By Anonymous - 24/10/2009 10:27 - United States

Today, I was informed by my next door neighbor that they heard me singing in the shower last night. I laughed and she told me that the family gathers in their upstairs room closest to my bathroom window to guess which song I'm singing. Every night. FML

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Keep it down

By howsthisforaname - 24/05/2012 12:59 - United Kingdom - Kingston Upon Hull

Today, after my old downstairs neighbor, who would come upstairs to bang on my door and yell at me every time she heard a sound from me at all times of the day, had finally moved out, it became clear that my new downstairs neighbor gets drunk and yells at the TV in the early hours of the morning. FML

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By silent one - 12/09/2011 05:30 - United States

Today, I had to stifle a fart so my upstairs neighbors wouldn't hear it. I know this because I frequently hear theirs. FML

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The sound of silence

By hearing too much - 03/11/2019 02:00

Today, the walls in my house are so thin that I heard my roommate yell from the bathroom upstairs, "Hear my butthole roar." Now I’m scared to use the bathroom after him. FML

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By edwinduarte1 - 13/09/2010 06:49 - France

Today, I noticed that the walls of my apartment are ridiculously thin, when I heard my neighbor slowly walk up the stairs, slam the bathroom door, lift the toilet cover, take a pee and end with a nice "AAHH." FML

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Sort yourselves out

By Anonymous - 01/07/2024 08:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that I bought a house next door to crazy people. She asked me if I would mind not showering when her husband is at home, because he can hear me and knowing I’m naked on the other side of the wall turns him on, which is a nuisance for her. He’s unemployed. He’s always at home, the creep. FML

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Pavarotti next door

By Anonymous - 18/02/2021 18:30 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, I had to hear my neighbor whine again through the walls because he can't talk in a quiet voice. You can hear him from across the street, and that's before he gets drunk. FML

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PennyLane27 32

Friday 9 September 2011 9:02

Next time you're in there, howl in the toilet. That should throw her off ;)

Stonedmanalex 0

Friday 9 September 2011 9:01

Thats strange, How would you react to that?

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Stonedmanalex 0

Friday 9 September 2011 9:01

Thats strange, How would you react to that?

EnEl_Infierno 15

Friday 9 September 2011 9:14

By going to take a nuke and yell "Now that's a man's flush". (Hope someone gets the reference).

Bbhd05 0

Friday 9 September 2011 13:04

I'd like to know how they started that conversation.

CryMoreFMLs 14

Friday 9 September 2011 14:30

Start eating ghost-chili laced burritos OP. She'll WANT to stop listening.

dre_bro11 12

Friday 9 September 2011 15:18

Piss her off? Drill a hole through the floor with a 9-Inch drill bit and piss on her when she walks under or looks through it to see what the ***** going on.

abbyelizabeth 9

Friday 9 September 2011 16:30

28: I believe thats the most disturbing factor of the whole FML....

Kntrymama 8

Friday 9 September 2011 17:14

#28 thats what I was wondering!!

allenye818 2

Friday 9 September 2011 17:21

I can hear my neighbors pee & shower. Their apartment above mine is identical so the bathroom is in the same spot. I was kinda freaked out at first but now I'm used to it. I don't understand why you would tell someone about it though...

urdirtyolduncle 15

Friday 9 September 2011 18:27

She must also have a "Shit Log" of you guys. That's some creepy/excellent stalking skills she has there... or maybe she's just trying to scare you guys so that you won't make much noises?

Nevitt 9

Saturday 10 September 2011 19:40

@28: Hey! i just happened to be in the area... and i know what your Sh*t sounds like...

201Blackhawk 0

Tuesday 13 September 2011 7:15

The Toilet Whisperer.....

PennyLane27 32

Friday 9 September 2011 9:02

Next time you're in there, howl in the toilet. That should throw her off ;)

Tristyxxx 24

Friday 9 September 2011 9:03

Chewbacca roommate!

PennyLane27 32

Friday 9 September 2011 9:05

Excuse me, maddam, you may want to plug your ears...I'm taking a wookie!

PennyLane27 32

Friday 9 September 2011 9:04

...Also a good opportunity to practice bird mating calls!

bubblepaarty 5

Friday 9 September 2011 9:04

dude, tht's talent . she can tell whose peeing ? :D

PocketRockette 0

Friday 9 September 2011 9:05

she has superhuman hearing ablities, tell her turn hearing aids off....

enonymous 8

Friday 9 September 2011 9:11

And how you need to eat more fiber.

hawaiianfire 0

Friday 9 September 2011 9:15

Hahaha sucks to be you.

mrahhhhh 21

Friday 9 September 2011 9:21

Maybe if you eat enough Taco Bell, you'll fart loud enough in the bathroom to gross her out and make her stop doing that. Don't get me wrong though, I love Taco Bell.