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The customer is always right! :)
haha not on notalwaysright lol but, really gross. should have just shouted a parting shot of 'well you had a small penis!' how the hell did they believe him?
Since everyone reads up to here in comments I thought I'd ask this here..How come the OP's never respond to our questions or clarify anything..or even comment on their FML ? we need answers sometimes :(
I agree with you... I'm sorry but this is a big stinky load of horse sh!t... if the guy "only spoke Spanish" how would he go to the front desk and complain?? EXACTLY
You do know that other people in the States also speak Spanish...right? RIGHT? Either the person working the front desk spoke Spanish themselves or they found someone to translate...it's not magic... -_-
ask how a 30 man was threatened or beat up by a 16 girl. also, calle sexist but I've never hear of a female molesting a male, I mean seriously way do u do, knock him unconsous and ride him, they could just get a vibrater
FYL. How can they even believe that? :S
wow..
That's retarded. How's a 16 yo girl supposed to molest a 30 yo man? FYL indeed.
#7, exactly what I thought! #86, whatever.
Lmfao. I just wouldn't be able to understand how a 16 year old girl would manage to molest a 30 year old guy. Fyl
That is ****** up!
Obviously, you should dispute this. Although, considering it doesn't seem your employers even tried to investigate the matter ... you might just want to dispute it to clear your name, rather than get your job back.
i want your icon *.*
This has to be fake, I mean there are some seriously stupid people in the world, but any boss dumb enough to believe something like that needs his ass handed to him!
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FYL. How can they even believe that? :S
This should be easy to disprove...push him for details, when it was, etc, he will probably slip up.