By NOIDIDNOT - 19/11/2012 06:21 - United States - Scottsdale 1 0 7 46 Today, I had my wisdom teeth taken out. I vaguely remember telling the doctor that I'm a virgin. Several times. FML I agree, your life sucks 27 911 You deserved it 2 949 Tweet Share
By scumbag i guess - 08/09/2012 00:26 - United States - El Paso 7 1 9 58 Today, I went out to a club, hoping to score. I'd read about a trick pickup artists use called "negging" and decided to try it out. As I finished complimenting a girl for being brave enough to have not made much of an effort with her makeup, she slammed her knee between my legs. FML I agree, your life sucks 5 892 You deserved it 53 379 Tweet Share