Today, I was fired from my job. I was a lifeguard and the other day a 30 year-old man who only spoke Spanish hit on me. I'm 16 and I'd politely rejected him. He then went to the front desk and told them how I tried molesting him in the locker room. FML
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Today, I was fired because a patron complained that she didn't like the way I kept staring at her kids. I was a lifeguard. FML
Today, someone at my workplace yelled at me and filed a complaint for staring at them too often. I'm a lifeguard. FML
Today, I was verbally and physically attacked in a public pool, because I was swimming in what a grandma claimed was her part of the pool. Since I'm a very tolerant person, I calmly tried to talk some reason into the elderly lady. The lifeguard had to come to protect me. FML
Today, I saved a woman from drowning at a pool where I lifeguard, but when I got her out of the water she started screaming about sexual assault. Apparently I accidentally brushed her breasts when pulling her up and out of the water. She wants to sue me. FML
Today, I got fired from my job. I caught a customer taking pictures up my skirt, and my boss fired me for calling the police and "making a big deal out of it". FML
Today, I got fired from my job at a library for hitting an old man with a book. In my defence, I had asked him about a massive water stain on a book he'd returned. He told me it was his cum, wanted to know if it excited me and then tried to touch my boobs. Dirty old pervert. FML
Today, a customer at work became violent and started hitting me and my coworker. Not wanting him to get the shit beat out of us, I used a move that pinned the guy on the ground. The police came and he was arrested. I was then fired for assaulting a customer. FML
Today, we had customer complaints of a child molester hanging around our restaurant. After confrontation by a manager, he wouldn't leave. I had to be walked to my car after my shift by more than one person because I look 12 and they were afraid for me. I'm almost 19. FML
Today, I was lifeguarding at a community pool when I noticed a toddler go underwater. I quickly jumped in but suddenly got a cramp, which caused me to stall. When I looked up, I saw an old woman saving him, and got a shoe thrown at my head. I was fired. FML
Today, I was fired from my job for sexual harassment. I was shopping after work, and I had to get my female manager to give me a package of extra-large condoms from the lockbox. I could not convince her that I was not flirting, and she took it to HR. FML
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_Noon_ 0
FYL. How can they even believe that? :S
CDS09 0
This should be easy to disprove...push him for details, when it was, etc, he will probably slip up.
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Comments (64)
DameGreyWulf 1
Wait, if you're sixteen female to his thirty male, then technically... isn't that legally impossible? After all, you're underaged, and a woman, so you automatically should be regarded as the truthful one... (even if you aren't)
Gia0896 0
AHA. sucker
stephie_rox 0
umm... if ur a girl and he's a guy, u wouldn't be in his changeroom anyways
samandpackers 0
Yeah, cause if your gonna molest someone, makke sure your in the same changing room. God, retards on this site.
jarrettd 27
Because it's impossible for a girl to walk into the mens locker room. There is an invisible forcefield.
LatinoHeat 0
YDI for thinking you were feeling up Clay Aiken.
Matty_No9 0
i wouldnt like to have my life in a 16year old lil girls hands as a lifeguard if somethin went wrong at the pool..humm..you must be fairly fluent in spanish too huh..aswell as the other pool staff to understand all that noise
liveandletlive89 0
**** HIS FACE OFF. This is bullshit, you should tell your ex boss off.
Noxic 0
This has got to be fake.
xkat356 0
Yeah..a 16 yr old girl getting fired for "molesting" a 30 yr old man? FAKE.
reddudeover 2
20/22 Haha, you guys are gonna get so moderated!
ballisticks 0
And a 16 year old can be a lifeguard how? Don't you have to go through a few years of health and safety training and all that other shit before?
livexlaughxlove1 0
are you serious? tons of my friends are lifeguards. you just have to pass a couple of swim tests.
glassisass 0
so the dude wants people to believe that a 30 year old mexican dude got molested by a 16 year old girl. thats impossible. considering that the dude only speaks spanish so that means he jumped the fense to get here. so he got to be strong and fast...
glassisass 0
i know i was just trying to be racist. wanted to see wat people though. i was just kidding :)
bisexBitch8 0
funny how you assume he is mexican because he speaks spanish.....
capslockisgood 19
98 Did you bother to read his second comment?
youdontdeserveit_fml 0
wow.