By Lifeguard - 04/04/2009 19:03 - United States

Today, I was fired because a patron complained that she didn't like the way I kept staring at her kids. I was a lifeguard. FML
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hpnerd 0

You couldn't have explained that to your boss? All lifeguards have to watch the kids in the pool. It's part of the job description...

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hpnerd 0

You couldn't have explained that to your boss? All lifeguards have to watch the kids in the pool. It's part of the job description...

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changesinme 0

I betcha she's gonna complain and get you fired even if you weren't looking at her children, making sure they're safe

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jfsiv 17

plot twist; he forgot to mention that he was sporting a stiffy the whole time. I imagine there's a lot more to the story than we are getting.

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ari_lee 0

He shouldn't have had to explain anything to his boss. His boss obviously is an idiot who doesn't understand the meaning of "lifeguard."

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Serial 2

you should of pushed her in the pool on your way out

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Carebear423 0

I mean, he doesn't have anything to lose!

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uj_fml 4

She's probably over protective of her kids. What an idiot

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nomadxx7 0

Harsh, next time don't have your tongue hanging out like a cartoon character and maybe that won't happen. Honestly people are so paranoid. My father gets into the goo-goo-gaa-gaa stage with little babies and kids because it reminds him of when me and my brother were young. However, I think with today's society any honest, positive, non-creepy affection still is regarded as creepy and "not-normal". I understand protecting your kids but when we have states telling people to be diligent and to keep an eye out for older men holding young kids hands (like any father would do for their young children) you are suppose to call the state because MAYBE, just MAYBE he may actually be a pedophile. Disgusting

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optimusbob 0

#5 lmao! i would of!

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cyberhoy 3

haha well maybe you should have used your Peripheral vision

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