Who thumbed this up?? Who??

*slowly raises hand*

I wonder if/one the FML staff will play with this one like the first comments

Well, these are the types of comments that get posted when someone is under pressure and wants to be first to comment, haha.

Always one person -_-

Not worse than the time I opened the lid on my cappuccino to find a floating dead roach.

Dead insects/animal turds is for extra flavor lol

No, its a shitty way to start the day.

That protein though.

#75 *sigh*

when did shit a source of protein?

i think she was joking lol #89

Do you often keep mice in a vag?

^^If so, those mice have seen more action than I have

Shit is waste... It's not going to contain protien and other good nutrients.

im surprised someone would actually think shit contains protien.

There's always that one person...

Okay, we get it...

Mouse traps are cruel though. How would you feel if you bent into the fridge to get food and the door suddenly snapped shut & broke your neck/back or whatever those snapping mouse traps do.

Technically I wouldn't feel anything because you know I would be dead

Haha ohh 29, that was the best reply.

29, the king/queen of sass

That sass 29 XD

Buy snap mouse traps, but glue traps are honestly cruel. Better to have a trap that kills instantly rather than keeps the animal alive, hungry and unable to move. I think you can also get humane traps for mice, OP, where you can catch them and take them somewhere to release them, if you'd rather go that route.

#28 As long as it kills the mouse or rat instantly and painlessly I wouldn't consider it cruel. I've read glue traps are pretty cruel and inhumane though. There are also traps that don't kill mice and rats and are more humane than glue traps so they can be released safely into the wild.

You made my week.

OP literally said they ate half the bowl already. Would they continue to eat cereal with mouse feces or "fecereal"?

^ it's hard to pronounce fecereal