It'd be ironic if it was Lucky Charms.

What even?

OP (or someone else, we don't know) left a half eaten bowl of cereal by the bed which OP stepped in upon getting out of bed.

I would think that you're joking, but trix are for kids.

At least it didn't sting you (and you are gluten-sensitive and/or lactose-intolerant)

Glass half-full, right? Or bowl, as the case may be.

But..how did it get there? could have been worse op.

To decide FYL or YDI, we have to know if you're the one who left it there or not.

If you left it there yourself and just forgot about it, then YDI. If anyone else in the entire universe left it there, then FYL.

That Ambien is a helluva drug!

You were probably sleep-eating the cereal and dozed off again.

I wanted to put ydi but it hasn't come up as an option...
But if you leave cereal bowls on the floor next to your bed it's your own damn fault when you step in it.

Well, I hope the cereal was yours at least...