Today, my girlfriend gave me a blow-up doll and told me to practice. FML
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O_0
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If i where you at this point i would practice...give her an amazing orgasm and then stop having sex with her.
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Dr_Phil
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Dude you need to dump her. I'm picking up a slut-vibe from her. She's going to eventually cheat on you.
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Josephous
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Damn, thats weak
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O_0
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If i where you at this point i would practice...give her an amazing orgasm and then stop having sex with her.
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greenman_fml
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she deserves a dump on her chest
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Dr_Phil
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Dude you need to dump her. I'm picking up a slut-vibe from her. She's going to eventually cheat on you.
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Toasty283
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So your slutty senses are tingling?
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Haelous
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Some people are just don't have chemistry in bed but #8 is probably right.
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casanova_fml
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get her a vibe and soak it in hot sauce. then show her how much youve learned
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Chura
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well that's no good. you can't get responses from the doll on how you're doing.. you need to go out there and practice~ ;) especially if she actually IS like #8 said.. . then do what #4 said.
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Bkkid99
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#1 .. ur a fag . and #4 , #5 are completely right lol
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f3ral
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I used to be a 'two minute wonder'. My missus at the time pointed me to some tantric sites and I managed to get to about 6-8 with in a couple of days. That was a number of years ago and although I'm not Sting I can hold my own, no pun intended.
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podrummer9209
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#19, masturbating and holding it back for as long as possible helps, too.
#10, you are a tool. Sex is a fine art.
OP, to that I would reply 'Just like you, doesn't move and doesn't feel very good.' And then dump her. Publicly.
#10, you are a tool. Sex is a fine art.
OP, to that I would reply 'Just like you, doesn't move and doesn't feel very good.' And then dump her. Publicly.