By PlayTag - 05/02/2009 00:58 - United States

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend gave me a blow-up doll and told me to practice. FML
I agree, your life sucks 53 851
You deserved it 18 701
Christmas: Snowy Joys and Blunders
Enjoy Christmas stories where unexpected gifts and family reunions create lasting memories... and fun! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

O_0 0

If i where you at this point i would practice...give her an amazing ****** and then stop having sex with her.

63 4
Dr_Phil 0

Dude you need to dump her. I'm picking up a ****-vibe from her. She's going to eventually cheat on you.

27 7

Comments

O_0 0

If i where you at this point i would practice...give her an amazing ****** and then stop having sex with her.

63 4
Dr_Phil 0

Dude you need to dump her. I'm picking up a ****-vibe from her. She's going to eventually cheat on you.

27 7
Toasty283 8

So your slutty senses are tingling?

18 2
Haelous 0

Some people are just don't have chemistry in bed but #8 is probably right.

2 2
casanova_fml 0

get her a vibe and soak it in hot sauce. then show her how much youve learned

4 3
Chura 0

well that's no good. you can't get responses from the doll on how you're doing.. you need to go out there and practice~ ;) especially if she actually IS like #8 said.. . then do what #4 said.

4 1
Bkkid99 0

#1 .. ur a fag . and #4 , #5 are completely right lol

1 0
f3ral 0

I used to be a 'two minute wonder'. My missus at the time pointed me to some tantric sites and I managed to get to about 6-8 with in a couple of days. That was a number of years ago and although I'm not Sting I can hold my own, no pun intended.

8 0
podrummer9209 0

#19, masturbating and holding it back for as long as possible helps, too. #10, you are a tool. Sex is a fine art. OP, to that I would reply 'Just like you, doesn't move and doesn't feel very good.' And then dump her. Publicly.

6 3