Today, I was eating a bowl of cereal and noticed something float to the top. On closer inspection, it turned out to be a mouse turd. I had already eaten half the bowl. FML
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Today, I found a mealworm in my cornflakes. I had already finished most of the bowl. I didn't make it to the toilet to throw up. FML
Today, I got out of my bed and immediately stepped into a half-eaten bowl of cereal. FML
Today, I decided to have cereal for breakfast. I poured the cereal in the bowl, added the milk and had a spoonful. Then I realized that my cereal was moving in the back of my mouth. FML
Today, I bit into a cereal bar and thought the inside was oddly damp. I took a look at it and saw a maggot worm wriggling around. Its friend was in my mouth. FML
Today, I was carrying a bowl of cereal to the couch when my cat ran between my feet. I somehow saved every drop of milk but launched the cereal across the room. My cat immediately ate the cereal off of the floor and then walked away looking like he had planned it. FML
Today, I was dumping some old milk in the sink and noticed it wasn't going down. Assuming food was clogging the drain, I stuck my hand down in it to remove the food. I removed a blueberry and half a cockroach. FML
Today, after emptying the dishwasher, I noticed something in the back by the drain. It looked like a turkey bone. Upon closer inspection, it was a mouse carcass. I have no idea how many loads of dishes have gone through with it in there. FML
Today, feeling too lazy to cook dinner, I bought a bagged salad from a low-end store. I dumped the contents into a bowl; the first thing that fell out was a dead mouse. Bon appetit. FML
Today, I discovered that the rancid stench in my bathroom was a decaying carcass of a mouse in my toilet tank. FML
Today, I was finishing a bowl of ramen while watching a video. As I scooped up the last bits, I realized the clump of seasoning I had been saving for last was actually a dead fly. FML
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egyptain_me 11
What a great and nutritious way to start the day
amberv61 22
Technically I wouldn't feel anything because you know I would be dead
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Comments (93)
martin8337 36
Check the cabinet or pantry where you store you cereal for cracks on the wall ir flooring. A mouse can get through a crack about a quarter inch wide and a hole about the size of a dime. If that's the case seal the crack/hole. And set traps if the old school trap use peanut butter, cheese does not work. Good luck.
McMan 23
Solid advice. Some people aren't realizing it like the "SUE!" comment, but like you said, the problem's probably on OP's end and not the company's. OP, you'd want to deal with a mouse problem soon if you have one. Besides chewing through things, they can leave behind rather unpleasant surprises like you experienced. What's even worse is the urine. They can seriously ruin things if they have their way for a long enough time.
cryssycakesx3 23
so, we used peanut butter on the trap, along with a few other things and the mouse just ate it off, essentially making himself a pet. so then we put out a glue trap. it was gone the next day. I think I feel worse about that than the snap trap.
Taylor22294 24
Let me try again. "That's doodoo baby" Dave chapelle
alicat13 12
How did you know it was mouse turd? Nor rat turn or one of the other rodent turds? Or does mouse turd taste different...?
False_Stupidity 42
Size matters.
urlit 13
Accidentally hit YDI. Sorry! You really don't :
smokecloud_ 37
No "shitty situation" comments yet? I'm disappointed.
blueblu97 16
The FDA or whatever the whole grains company is allows up to a certain amount of dead bugs / rat hairs in their cereal before it becomes unsanitary
vikky538 29
rat turd high fiber... good for breakfast .
mlustpdx 17
yuck. just like my.cat ******** in my rice krispies. hope you threw out the cereal. sorry op
aaliyahorloff 1
I hate when stuff like that happen. It happened with an ant ?
Murkyy 15
Mice bubbles.