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About Kewlstoribro

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Beginner
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This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
The rules are the rules
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Perfectionist
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Tweet, tweet
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.

55%
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

30%
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

3%
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

0%
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

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A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

11%
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

44%
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

50%
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

8%
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

38%
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

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Kewlstoribro's favorite FMLs

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By offbeans - / Tuesday 17 February 2009 02:29 / United States

Today, like any other day since that stupid movie Frozen came out, people have been asking me if I want to build a snowman. My name is Elsa. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By elsatheannoyed - / Wednesday 12 November 2014 04:34 / United States - Santa Clara

Today, my wife slapped me for touching her boobs during sex. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 11 November 2014 15:37 / United States

Today, my loving five-year-old daughter started singing Christmas carols again. Ones that she made up herself, of course. Including "Walking in a fucking wonderland" and "Rudolph the red nosed asshole". FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By SaintGoobers - / Monday 6 October 2014 20:24 / United States - Cambridge

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend with a ring from Kay Jewelers. She saw the box, started giggling, whispered, "'Kay", and then started laughing so hard at her joke she had to excuse herself. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By very punny - / Wednesday 3 September 2014 03:18 / United States - Odenton

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kewlstoribro

Beginner

This isn't what should be happening

Checking you out

The rules are the rules

Perfectionist

50 favorites

Tweet, tweet

100 kick-ass comments

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

The return of the thumb

The thumb strikes back

A new thumb

50 quality comments

I agree, my mouse works.

YDI Master

Judgmental

One more and it's business time