Today, after emptying the dishwasher, I noticed something in the back by the drain. It looked like a turkey bone. Upon closer inspection, it was a mouse carcass. I have no idea how many loads of dishes have gone through with it in there. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, I found out that the horrific smell coming from somewhere in my kitchen was a rotting dead mouse that somehow got stuck in my dishwasher. I have been eating off plates washed in dead mouse water for the past week. FML
Today, I was eating a bowl of cereal and noticed something float to the top. On closer inspection, it turned out to be a mouse turd. I had already eaten half the bowl. FML
Today, two of my coworkers broke the dishwasher. They ran a fully cooked rotisserie chicken through it multiple times until the meat disintegrated off its bones, just to 'see what would happen'. FML
Today, I discovered that the rancid stench in my bathroom was a decaying carcass of a mouse in my toilet tank. FML
Today, I noticed my shower drain wasn't draining well. I cleaned it out, thinking it was just a rat's nest of hair. Wrong. It was an actual dead rat. FML
Today, feeling too lazy to cook dinner, I bought a bagged salad from a low-end store. I dumped the contents into a bowl; the first thing that fell out was a dead mouse. Bon appetit. FML
Today, I woke up and went into the bathroom and noticed a dark mass in the toilet. Thinking someone took a dump and didn't flush, I approached the toilet ready to dispose of it. That's when I noticed its whiskers and ears. It was a rat, and it was alive. FML
Today, I went to empty a mousetrap, only to discover that SOMETHING had eaten the dead mouse's brain and eyeballs. I reset the trap, only to find a half-dead mouse struggling to get out an hour later. My office is like its own tiny little horror movie. FML
Today, I discovered that my dishwasher has a filter. I cleaned out food from it that has never been in my kitchen since I moved in. FML
Today, I found a mouse stuck in a glue trap at work. I had to take it home to get it off with oil, and then I released it outside. Twenty minutes later, the cat returned it to me, dead. After that, the dogs dug it up where I buried it. Sorry, mouse. FML
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MrConcise 34
The mouse from Ratatouille just wanted to help clean the dishes, you monster.
Ohshitdude 21
I would have been horrified.
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Ohshitdude 21
I would have been horrified.
tashb 17
Well at least they're squeaky clean now..
WubDub 3
It was a mouse-take looking back there
garrett_8614 14
That was terrible
Wizardo 33
Drake the type of dude to fart in a toilet and flush...
sayyestothedress 24
It was a mouse-take to read your comment #2
thecman25 14
Drake the kind of guy that just sucks no matter what
Wizardo 33
Drake the type of dude to pretend fall asleep in the car so his homies have to carry him into the house.
StiffPvtParts 43
The mouse was probably squeaky clean after being in the dishwasher for so long, however, that doesn't make it any less gross *~*
brookenicolee29 27
Welp, time to go drink some bleach.
badmandilon 19
#3, as gross as it may sound, I would prefer eating a mouse than drinking bleach, this last one choice would jeopardize my health or life in a bigger way than the first one.
meli1195 31
obviously someone didn't get the joke
badmandilon 19
#40 I did that to get negative attention and it worked, buried in down votes. XD
MrConcise 34
The mouse from Ratatouille just wanted to help clean the dishes, you monster.
5secondsoffuck 4
I meant to thumb this up
squidkid98 9
It was a rat
MrConcise 34
@25 - Yeah, my bad. Something about my wiring makes mouse and rat interchangeable, even though I know the difference.
Angeuh_fml 21
It wasn't Ratatouille but a far cousin ;)
tantanpanda 26
rattatouille is just the name of the future restaurant, the rat's name is Remy
macros 12
And you have been eating off those dishes for who knows how long...
hamrtym 15
Ratatouille no!
phoneaddict13 29
Remmie or Remmy
zilfy 17
Sneak attack
Shawn2095 18
Guess you can say your dishes were squeaky clean
zuka 7
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Idiots...
sarah5745 41
Who are you referring to exactly?
ckerane 16
I guess somebody needs a new dishwasher
GeekGirl2000 13
um... or OP could just do all of the dishes again and clean the dishwasher while looking for the source of the mouse problem? ...but no, obviously paying for a new dishwasher is necessary...