By Ewwwwww - 04/02/2010 18:53 - United States

Today, I discovered that the rancid stench in my bathroom was a decaying carcass of a mouse in my toilet tank. FML
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davidhasmorefun 0

today Mickey committed suicide after finding Minnie in bed with Donald.

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jeterman67 0

looks like someone was playing a joke on u lol but thats just nasty

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keysshooter1440 1

you think that is gross?!?!?! i had to remove the wall in my bathroom yesterday to get to the dead rats that are stinking up my house.

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Shainax3 0

thtsss ittss grotesque!!!! ewwww #40

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Xrandomkrisx 7

don't you ever poop pee?? or else I don't think It would be dead??

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shade609 0

is that what we're calling it now? Be proud dude and say that you took an epic shit.

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yourefreakindumb 0

I don't get it. Just take it out. Problem solved. Setiously, you're a ****** idiot. That doesn't **** your life at all.

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Jrook 0

it's just gross, and it sounds like someone is trying to bioterrorize the family pet

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hotscar 3

dude, how disgusting is that to find a soggy decaying carcas od any animal in your bathroom. this is a complete fml. besides it can just be something that just ruins your day

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Puls3ofth3maggot 0

nom nom nom

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metman9192 2

ewwww wtf man, yummy? how the hell is that yummy in any way?

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sum1savemeh 0

@#61. it was a joke. ever heard of sarcasm?

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lovesick4628 0

you could make DELICIOUS soup outta that! Nomnomnom!!!!

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Jrook 0

WTF is a sarcasm? either way I feel like nobody should use it

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ajthemistress 6

I would be grossed out and then laugh. Although, poor mouse. :(

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sterl13 0

perdix comes through again

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raithex 0

I agree with #5. How does a rat get into the back part of a toilet.? That's really weird. :b But yeah. This is an FML. Fasho'.

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Kylias 6

Poor mousy drowned in your icky water. D:

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catriona_cd 0

actualy the water in any toilet tank is clean fresh water, unless it's bore water or dam water.

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time4coffee 3

How did the mouse get into the toilet tank anyway

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davidhasmorefun 0

today Mickey committed suicide after finding Minnie in bed with Donald.

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x_HELLo_tHERE_x 0

Huh, go figure... I always pictured her cheating with Goofy.

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HitmanRider 0

She has cheated with Goofy, and every other animated character in DisneyLand.

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MikeStern 1

"So mister mouse you want a divorce because your wife is demented" "No man, she's F***ing Goofy"

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ALegitNinja 0

"Hello Mickey, what are you here for in the psychologist office?" "Well, I found my best friend and Minnie in bed." "What did you say?" "I said I wanted a divorce to Minnie, and I said to my best friend: DOWN PLUTO!"

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o0XMzMayX0o 0

#9 lol too funny! OP- wow that's very disturbing. how could it posibly get there?

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MinaIsTheBest 0

Mhhmm. That sounds good lol

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