By starving_freelancer_forever - 18/09/2017 16:00

Today, I found out the works council won't let the company offer me the job for which I was the only applicant because the council requires 3 years experience with the company. I've only been here for 2 years, 10 months, and 26 days. FML
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Donut_Wizard 23

Last I checked, 2 years 10 months and 26 days still doesn't add up to 3 years. You would be surprised how common it is for companies to do that.

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Tripartita 44
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Actually, as of last August, 2 years 10 months and 26 days was changed to 3 years. 100 seconds was changed to 2 minutes, `leap years happen every 3.5 years, and the numbers 7, 9, 12, and 15 are the same.

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Donut_Wizard 23

Last I checked, 2 years 10 months and 26 days still doesn't add up to 3 years. You would be surprised how common it is for companies to do that.

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Tripartita 44
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Actually, as of last August, 2 years 10 months and 26 days was changed to 3 years. 100 seconds was changed to 2 minutes, `leap years happen every 3.5 years, and the numbers 7, 9, 12, and 15 are the same.

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onceuponatime456 16

What kind of nonsense are you posting?

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really_dad? 14

I don't think that adds up to three

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exileonmainst 16

I hear that there's a lady stuck in a lift, take her job while she can't get out!

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RichardPencil 30
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Just wait around 4 or 5 days (or 2 in February or 3 in a leap day February) and a month, and reapply then. And pray that another qualified applicant doesn’t bumble upon that opening. - Signed Math Wizard

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SteelSoul5 9

Sounds like a shitty company

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ARISKomuniszt 24
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It would appear they only teach you the super secret and essential corporation information the day before your 3rd year there... xD

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chessu 21

If the company really wants you, they'll figure out a way to wait for you for a month.

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chosha_fml 25
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They should give you the job with a start date in five weeks after the three years is up. Unless of course they were hoping there'd be another applicant and they're using a technicality to wiggle out of the job offer. I hope they find a way to hire you.

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davecross 11
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Why don't you talk with HR about it. Maybe see if they can try you out for a month which will then make you 3 year work experience. It also possible they don't realize you already work at the company

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