Animals: Today, I was eating a bowl of cereal and noticed something float...

By goodmorning - 07/09/2014 13:45 - United States - Nashville

Today, I was eating a bowl of cereal and noticed something float to the top. On closer inspection, it turned out to be a mouse turd. I had already eaten half the bowl. FML

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By blowinchunks - 24/11/2009 06:00 - Canada

Today, I found a mealworm in my cornflakes. I had already finished most of the bowl. I didn't make it to the toilet to throw up. FML

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By cereal stepper - 23/10/2016 09:42

Today, I got out of my bed and immediately stepped into a half-eaten bowl of cereal. FML

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By Eddy - 14/03/2015 03:27 - United States - Mountain Pine

Today, I decided to have cereal for breakfast. I poured the cereal in the bowl, added the milk and had a spoonful. Then I realized that my cereal was moving in the back of my mouth. FML

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By Rachel - 02/02/2009 22:00 - United States

Today, I bit into a cereal bar and thought the inside was oddly damp. I took a look at it and saw a maggot worm wriggling around. Its friend was in my mouth. FML

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By Sarah-grace - 17/05/2016 22:20 - United States - Benton

Today, I was dumping some old milk in the sink and noticed it wasn't going down. Assuming food was clogging the drain, I stuck my hand down in it to remove the food. I removed a blueberry and half a cockroach. FML

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By MouserMan - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Canada - Olds

Today, after emptying the dishwasher, I noticed something in the back by the drain. It looked like a turkey bone. Upon closer inspection, it was a mouse carcass. I have no idea how many loads of dishes have gone through with it in there. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2013 07:52 - United States - Bend

Today, feeling too lazy to cook dinner, I bought a bagged salad from a low-end store. I dumped the contents into a bowl; the first thing that fell out was a dead mouse. Bon appetit. FML

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By Ewwwwww - 04/02/2010 18:53 - United States

Today, I discovered that the rancid stench in my bathroom was a decaying carcass of a mouse in my toilet tank. FML

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By Ew-dles - 09/09/2017 20:00

Today, I was finishing a bowl of ramen while watching a video. As I scooped up the last bits, I realized the clump of seasoning I had been saving for last was actually a dead fly. FML

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By dire-rear - 16/01/2010 20:19 - Singapore

Today, I was stuck on the toilet with a huge stomachache after eating bad food the day before. I got up to flush when I noticed that there was a cockroach struggling feebly in the pile of crap. I'll never know if it got there before or after I crapped. FML

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egyptain_me 11

Sunday 7 September 2014 19:26

What a great and nutritious way to start the day

amberv61 22

Sunday 7 September 2014 19:58

Technically I wouldn't feel anything because you know I would be dead

Comments

novapine 19

Sunday 7 September 2014 19:52

Mice suck! Buy those containers for cereal...I've gotten use to putting mine in containers because mice always seem to be able to get into the house. It saves money and grossness.

Rababco 29

Monday 13 June 2016 22:30

I've heard mice and rats can make good pets. Wild mice or rats running around the house can suck though and maybe even carry diseases.

HansAnFranz 9

Sunday 7 September 2014 19:54

Gross, just gross

AviKerensky 17

Sunday 7 September 2014 20:08

"Is not rat dropping. Is big chocolate sprinkle."

worldclassrager 39

Sunday 7 September 2014 20:14

Depending on the cereal I think you my have noticed if there was more than one unless they were coca krispies and maybe smacks

birdybirdchirp 18

Sunday 7 September 2014 20:18

Raisin brand?? anyone.?

Alexis2742 31

Sunday 7 September 2014 20:31

Why has there been so many problems with cereal lately?

FrankHotpants 31

Sunday 7 September 2014 20:41

You'd be surprised how many insects and other things the FDA permits to be in certain foods like cereal.

Rababco 29

Monday 13 June 2016 22:27

Well, insects are good protein, generally harmless to eat and is even considered a delicacy in some parts of the world. Mouse turds on the other hand have no nutritional value, are gross and could probably make someone sick if they ate it. It's not really a good comparison.