Today, I was eating a bowl of cereal and noticed something float to the top. On closer inspection, it turned out to be a mouse turd. I had already eaten half the bowl. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I found a mealworm in my cornflakes. I had already finished most of the bowl. I didn't make it to the toilet to throw up. FML
Today, I got out of my bed and immediately stepped into a half-eaten bowl of cereal. FML
Today, I decided to have cereal for breakfast. I poured the cereal in the bowl, added the milk and had a spoonful. Then I realized that my cereal was moving in the back of my mouth. FML
Today, I bit into a cereal bar and thought the inside was oddly damp. I took a look at it and saw a maggot worm wriggling around. Its friend was in my mouth. FML
Today, I was carrying a bowl of cereal to the couch when my cat ran between my feet. I somehow saved every drop of milk but launched the cereal across the room. My cat immediately ate the cereal off of the floor and then walked away looking like he had planned it. FML
Today, I was dumping some old milk in the sink and noticed it wasn't going down. Assuming food was clogging the drain, I stuck my hand down in it to remove the food. I removed a blueberry and half a cockroach. FML
Today, after emptying the dishwasher, I noticed something in the back by the drain. It looked like a turkey bone. Upon closer inspection, it was a mouse carcass. I have no idea how many loads of dishes have gone through with it in there. FML
Today, feeling too lazy to cook dinner, I bought a bagged salad from a low-end store. I dumped the contents into a bowl; the first thing that fell out was a dead mouse. Bon appetit. FML
Today, I discovered that the rancid stench in my bathroom was a decaying carcass of a mouse in my toilet tank. FML
Today, I was finishing a bowl of ramen while watching a video. As I scooped up the last bits, I realized the clump of seasoning I had been saving for last was actually a dead fly. FML
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egyptain_me 11
What a great and nutritious way to start the day
amberv61 22
Technically I wouldn't feel anything because you know I would be dead
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Comments (93)
novapine 19
Mice suck! Buy those containers for cereal...I've gotten use to putting mine in containers because mice always seem to be able to get into the house. It saves money and grossness.
Rababco 29
I've heard mice and rats can make good pets. Wild mice or rats running around the house can suck though and maybe even carry diseases.
HansAnFranz 9
Gross, just gross
AviKerensky 17
"Is not rat dropping. Is big chocolate sprinkle."
worldclassrager 41
Depending on the cereal I think you my have noticed if there was more than one unless they were coca krispies and maybe smacks
birdybirdchirp 18
Raisin brand?? anyone.?
Alexis2742 31
Why has there been so many problems with cereal lately?
FrankHotpants 31
You'd be surprised how many insects and other things the FDA permits to be in certain foods like cereal.
Rababco 29
Well, insects are good protein, generally harmless to eat and is even considered a delicacy in some parts of the world. Mouse turds on the other hand have no nutritional value, are gross and could probably make someone sick if they ate it. It's not really a good comparison.
annarcheer 19
didn't it taste weird
PromiseYouWont 7
I would have deff through up.
False_Stupidity 42
I believe the words you were looking for are definitely and threw.
NodakN8V 25
Was it snap crackle or pop?