Today, I was eating a bowl of cereal and noticed something float to the top. On closer inspection, it turned out to be a mouse turd. I had already eaten half the bowl. FML
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Today, I found a mealworm in my cornflakes. I had already finished most of the bowl. I didn't make it to the toilet to throw up. FML
Today, I got out of my bed and immediately stepped into a half-eaten bowl of cereal. FML
Today, I decided to have cereal for breakfast. I poured the cereal in the bowl, added the milk and had a spoonful. Then I realized that my cereal was moving in the back of my mouth. FML
Today, I bit into a cereal bar and thought the inside was oddly damp. I took a look at it and saw a maggot worm wriggling around. Its friend was in my mouth. FML
Today, I was carrying a bowl of cereal to the couch when my cat ran between my feet. I somehow saved every drop of milk but launched the cereal across the room. My cat immediately ate the cereal off of the floor and then walked away looking like he had planned it. FML
Today, I was dumping some old milk in the sink and noticed it wasn't going down. Assuming food was clogging the drain, I stuck my hand down in it to remove the food. I removed a blueberry and half a cockroach. FML
Today, after emptying the dishwasher, I noticed something in the back by the drain. It looked like a turkey bone. Upon closer inspection, it was a mouse carcass. I have no idea how many loads of dishes have gone through with it in there. FML
Today, feeling too lazy to cook dinner, I bought a bagged salad from a low-end store. I dumped the contents into a bowl; the first thing that fell out was a dead mouse. Bon appetit. FML
Today, I discovered that the rancid stench in my bathroom was a decaying carcass of a mouse in my toilet tank. FML
Today, I was finishing a bowl of ramen while watching a video. As I scooped up the last bits, I realized the clump of seasoning I had been saving for last was actually a dead fly. FML
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Top comments
egyptain_me 11
What a great and nutritious way to start the day
amberv61 22
Technically I wouldn't feel anything because you know I would be dead
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Comments (93)
cadillacgal79 32
Time to throw out all the other boxes of cereal....
ber4fun 23
Did you at least have some orange juice with your Poop Loops?
Khaleesi_26 30
Chocolate chips too sweeten up the morning!
briang959 47
Fecal flakes
odod777 28
Sue the company?
foxwasalamb 24
yup. always one person
lulinator 40
Sue the company because of a mouse in your house ******** in your cereal? Yeah, that lawsuit would go far.
brand125 17
oh the stupidity...
MichellinMan 20
You're all ******* stupid. There is no god damn way a mouse would get into that cereal unless OP left the bag wide open and lying down. While the lawsuit wouldn't go far, his comment makes sense. You guys are the idiots.
lulinator 40
Considering mice can flatten themselves to about a 1/4", and they can squeeze through the vents in a car, pretty sure it wouldn't take much to get into a box of cereal, even if it wasn't wide open and lying on its side. When they want food, they'll find a way to get in.
HeadlessSparrow 20
*in Cleveland Brown's voice* That's nasty.
ShitHappen_fml 15
That's what happens when you don't close the box after you finish using it.
False_Stupidity 42
Unfortunately, closing the box doesn't keep the mice out.
soulreaper12296 28
Just because you close the box doesn't mean the mice can't get into it. They can chew through cardboard.
xSPEECHLESS 10
Serving it up, Gary's way
krupa1901 10
well... let's just hope there wasn't more than one mouse turd.
RatchetIsBad 7
The 194 people who said YDI are heartless. That's disgusting! I'm so sorry OP