By jake - 10/01/2021 18:02 - United States - Denver

Today, my girlfriend demanded that I delete all my female contacts or she’d set my stuff on fire. Yes, that includes my mother. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 068
You deserved it 239

Same thing different taste

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You deleted your relationship instead, right?

pack your shit time to go run far far away


If you think this has a happy ending, then you haven't been paying attention

pack your shit time to go run far far away

ghostinflames 13

That seems pretty extreme, are you sure she doesn't mean the ones that hold a flame for you? Does she wake up everyday in dread that you're gonna hurt her feelings again or give another girl the thought that she has a chance with you? If it's just that she's possessive and isn't truely in love with you, cutting ties will be worth it to be free.

You deleted your relationship instead, right?

sarahcroy20 12

Why would you want to be with someone like that?

This had better be followed by “today I left my now-ex-girlfriend and even did the favor of introducing her to some nice police officers for domestic abuse.”

mccuish 25

GET THE HELL OUT. That is a huge red flag

that's a pretty big red flag. when they are crazy possessive like that it will only end bad. you need to get out before that happens.