Boner is kinda normal..definitely the talking

Every morning jo matter what I dream I wake up with a boner

You should pee before going to sleep then. If your bladder is too full then it'll press against your prostate while you're sleeping, thus giving you an erection

Your parents are terrible people. Especially your dad, who apparently forgot he was ever a teenage boy. Sorry OP.

You don't have to be inexperienced in the situation to find it funny. Laughing at other people's "hard times", in this case.

I think the worst part is your parents recording it. Then you'll get to relive it over and over again. FYL for sure!

At Least your parents have a sense of humor

I find it kind of messed up that your parents would record that.

Recording the whole thing was wrong on so many levels...shame on your parents!

Haha

As bad as I definitely feel for you, I am about equally concerned about the parents!

They wouldn't have phones after that