Today, while napping on the couch, I had a very vivid dream about a girl I like. I woke up to my mother and father choking back laughter and recording me on their phones. I don't know what's worse: waking up with a boner in front of my parents or finding out I was also talking dirty in my sleep. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up from a sexy dream about my boyfriend. Too bad I'd fallen asleep in my living room with my whole family over, grandma included. They were all staring. I'd been sleep humping and moaning. FML
Today, I had a wet dream. When I woke up, I was touching myself. Unfortunately, I also woke up to find that I had fallen asleep on the couch after eating too much at a family reunion. When I looked around the room, over 10 relatives were giving me nasty looks. FML
Today, I was having a wet dream and had a pretty vivid imagination. I ended up thrusting so hard that it showed up in reality. I literally humped so hard that I woke myself up. Not only that, but I was sleeping on the living room floor so my roommates saw and now it's their joke of the day. FML
Today, I woke up from a dream in which I had a penis. Apparently I talk in my sleep, because my boyfriend kept staring at my crotch. FML
Today, I was having a fantastic sex dream. So good, in fact, that I woke myself up breathing heavily and humping my pillow. I was at my friend's house and she saw everything. FML
Today, while I was sleeping I heard my girlfriend moaning. She was seemed to be having a wet dream. She moaned more in her dream than when having sex with me. FML
Today, I woke up to find out I'd had a wet dream last night. About someone other than my girlfriend. I don't remember anything about the dream, but my girlfriend remembers everything because apparently I talked throughout my dream, and she was right next to me listening. FML
Today, I was touching myself in my room. Just as I hit the climax, my mom walked in because she heard me making noises and thought I was having a nightmare. FML
Today, I had another lucid dream. Like every time I lucid dream, I immediately started having tons of dream sex. That would've been fine if I hadn't been taking a nap on the living room couch in the middle of the day. The entire family heard my squirming and moaning and saw me nut my pants. FML
Today, I woke up after a really intense wet dream. Problem is, I'd fallen asleep in the living room. My little brother saw the whole thing. Now he's going around telling family I need to get some. FML
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CrazyFastRapper 7
Boner is kinda normal..definitely the talking
CrazyJolteon 0
Every morning jo matter what I dream I wake up with a boner
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Comments (17)
CrazyFastRapper 7
Boner is kinda normal..definitely the talking
CrazyJolteon 0
Every morning jo matter what I dream I wake up with a boner
turnabouttrial 21
You should pee before going to sleep then. If your bladder is too full then it'll press against your prostate while you're sleeping, thus giving you an erection
latenerd 11
Your parents are terrible people. Especially your dad, who apparently forgot he was ever a teenage boy. Sorry OP.
BudgieLord 5
You don't have to be inexperienced in the situation to find it funny. Laughing at other people's "hard times", in this case.
alyssabreanne90 16
I think the worst part is your parents recording it. Then you'll get to relive it over and over again. FYL for sure!
ALonelyStranger 12
At Least your parents have a sense of humor
diisneygirl 2
I find it kind of messed up that your parents would record that.
Nyomi Harless 1
seriously wtf dude
Nyomi Harless 1
seriously wtf dude
edmunson 22
Recording the whole thing was wrong on so many levels...shame on your parents!
Kyle Weis 2
Haha
angelinahellhouse 1
As bad as I definitely feel for you, I am about equally concerned about the parents!
OfficiallyFluffy 6
They wouldn't have phones after that