FML : Today, while napping on the couch, I had a very vivid dream about a girl I like. I woke up to my mother and father choking back laughter and recording...

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Today, while napping on the couch, I had a very vivid dream about a girl I like. I woke up to my mother and father choking back laughter and recording me on their phones. I don't know what's worse: waking up with a boner in front of my parents or finding out I was also talking dirty in my sleep. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By AwkwardMoments - / Thursday 26 January 2017 14:00 /

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By CrazyFastRapper | 7

#7392491 - Thursday 19 January 2017 09:43

Boner is kinda normal..definitely the talking

By CrazyJolteon | 0

#7392581 - Friday 20 January 2017 12:22

Every morning jo matter what I dream I wake up with a boner

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By CrazyFastRapper | 7

#7392491 - Thursday 19 January 2017 09:43

Boner is kinda normal..definitely the talking

By CrazyJolteon | 0

#7392581 - Friday 20 January 2017 12:22

Every morning jo matter what I dream I wake up with a boner

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turnabouttrial | 15

#7397604 - Friday 27 January 2017 12:33

You should pee before going to sleep then. If your bladder is too full then it'll press against your prostate while you're sleeping, thus giving you an erection

By latenerd | 11

#7397357 - Thursday 26 January 2017 03:51

Your parents are terrible people. Especially your dad, who apparently forgot he was ever a teenage boy. Sorry OP.

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BudgieLord | 5

#7397769 - Friday 27 January 2017 09:35

You don't have to be inexperienced in the situation to find it funny. Laughing at other people's "hard times", in this case.

By alyssabreanne90 | 16

#7397418 - Thursday 26 January 2017 05:55

I think the worst part is your parents recording it. Then you'll get to relive it over and over again. FYL for sure!

By ALonelyStranger | 12

#7397486 - Thursday 26 January 2017 08:11

At Least your parents have a sense of humor

By diisneygirl | 2

#7397547 - Thursday 26 January 2017 10:15

I find it kind of messed up that your parents would record that.

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Nyomi Harless | 1

#7481135 - Friday 7 July 2017 09:10

seriously wtf dude

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Nyomi Harless | 1

#7481136 - Friday 7 July 2017 09:10

seriously wtf dude

By edmunson | 22

#7400254 - Sunday 29 January 2017 06:51

Recording the whole thing was wrong on so many levels...shame on your parents!

By Kyle Weis | 2

#7402524 - Wednesday 1 February 2017 08:19

Haha

By angelinahellhouse | 1

#7411104 - Thursday 16 February 2017 12:59

As bad as I definitely feel for you, I am about equally concerned about the parents!

By OfficiallyFluffy | 5

#7436796 - Tuesday 11 April 2017 05:46

They wouldn't have phones after that

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