Today, while napping on the couch, I had a very vivid dream about... - FML

By AwkwardMoments - 26/01/2017 14:00

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Today, while napping on the couch, I had a very vivid dream about a girl I like. I woke up to my mother and father choking back laughter and recording me on their phones. I don't know what's worse: waking up with a boner in front of my parents or finding out I was also talking dirty in my sleep. FML

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CrazyFastRapper 7

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Thursday 19 January 2017 21:43

Boner is kinda normal..definitely the talking

CrazyJolteon 0

Friday 20 January 2017 0:22

Every morning jo matter what I dream I wake up with a boner

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CrazyFastRapper 7

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Thursday 19 January 2017 21:43

Boner is kinda normal..definitely the talking

CrazyJolteon 0

Friday 20 January 2017 0:22

Every morning jo matter what I dream I wake up with a boner

turnabouttrial 20

Friday 27 January 2017 0:33

You should pee before going to sleep then. If your bladder is too full then it'll press against your prostate while you're sleeping, thus giving you an erection

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Thursday 26 January 2017 15:51

Your parents are terrible people. Especially your dad, who apparently forgot he was ever a teenage boy. Sorry OP.

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Friday 27 January 2017 9:35

You don't have to be inexperienced in the situation to find it funny. Laughing at other people's "hard times", in this case.

alyssabreanne90 16

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Thursday 26 January 2017 17:55

I think the worst part is your parents recording it. Then you'll get to relive it over and over again. FYL for sure!

ALonelyStranger 12

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Thursday 26 January 2017 20:11

At Least your parents have a sense of humor

diisneygirl 2

Thursday 26 January 2017 22:15

I find it kind of messed up that your parents would record that.

Nyomi Harless 1

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Friday 7 July 2017 9:10

seriously wtf dude

Nyomi Harless 1

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Friday 7 July 2017 9:10

seriously wtf dude

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Sunday 29 January 2017 6:51

Recording the whole thing was wrong on so many levels...shame on your parents!

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Wednesday 1 February 2017 8:19

Haha

angelinahellhouse 1

Thursday 16 February 2017 0:59

As bad as I definitely feel for you, I am about equally concerned about the parents!

OfficiallyFluffy 6

Tuesday 11 April 2017 5:46

They wouldn't have phones after that

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Today, having been in a bit of a dry spell, my husband woke up feeling frisky. I was feeling it too, but I asked if he could get up and brush his teeth as I’d already brushed mine and wanted to have some fun. Instead, he stormed off, insisting I'd ruined the mood. Sorry but morning breath is gross. FML

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