jackel_love

About Jackel_love

Jackel Love(No, that's not my real name) here, I love to talk and talk and talk. Message me, maybe? I'm tons of fun.

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I'm an early bird, but no worm yet
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The Mixer
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Who’s the fairest of them all?
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One more and it's business time
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100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

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The return of the thumb
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You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

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50 favorites
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YDI Master
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I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

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Jackel_love's favorite FMLs

Today, my dad uttered the words, "You gotta admit, your mother's got one hell of an ass." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By blaaargh - / Saturday 27 February 2016 08:54 / United States - Seymour

Today, I told my step-mom that my medication is causing me to lose weight. She looked me up and down and suggested I triple my dosage. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By cuntingbitchofawhore / Saturday 6 February 2016 03:11 / United States - Bloomington

Today, I agreed to anal with my boyfriend, which he was happy about, until I told him in the interest of fair play he also had to let me fuck him with a strap on. It didn't take him very long to suddenly decide anal is disgusting, with all kinds of health risks. And he thinks he's the smart one. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By sandra - / Friday 5 February 2016 01:01 / Norway - Trondheim

Today, my brother told my 3 year old son that cool kids call their parents by their real names. This wouldn't be half as bad if he hadn't also convinced my son that my real name was Satan. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it