By xoVioLoveox - 10/03/2009 02:04 - United States

Today, I was babysitting an eleven year old boy. He decided we should play with nerf guns with velcro tips. I shot him in the crotch accidentally, and the dart stuck on his pants wiggling for about a full minute before his dad walked in to find us both staring at his son's crotch, giggling. FML
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ChaosZirconia 0
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That's actually pretty funny. Only an idiot would hear the explanation and find something wrong with that. So, uh, what's the big deal?

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Yunie_fml 0
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I think it would've been worse had it been the mom who walked in. Maybe that would've been FML worthy.

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ChaosZirconia 0
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That's actually pretty funny. Only an idiot would hear the explanation and find something wrong with that. So, uh, what's the big deal?

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Kir 0
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Hitherto agreeing with post#1 Did you try to explain?

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TheMalygos 21
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Question, why aren't you replying to #1? And potentially allowing someone else to have the privilege of #2

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woody_fml 0
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Is this that FML worthy?

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ghall 0

Fuck the kids life?

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Yunie_fml 0
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I think it would've been worse had it been the mom who walked in. Maybe that would've been FML worthy.

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limeade 0

Why would this even have made it as an FML? Seriously?

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KenMcGormick 0
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at least it is easier to explain to the dad... unless you are a guy

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BlueCat18 5

OP's a girl

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potentpotable 0
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Baby-sitting stories are so funny. It would be a true FML FL (for life) if it was the same person posting all these stories, though!

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kandy_fml 0

This isn't a FML. If you explained the situation to the kids father then he'd probably understand. Your life isn't fucked.

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lynx_fml 0
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Agreed, #8, there are plenty that don't deserve either response.

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