By xoVioLoveox - 10/03/2009 02:04 - United States

Today, I was babysitting an eleven year old boy. He decided we should play with nerf guns with velcro tips. I shot him in the crotch accidentally, and the dart stuck on his pants wiggling for about a full minute before his dad walked in to find us both staring at his son's crotch, giggling. FML
I agree, your life sucks 50 274
You deserved it 13 269

Same thing different taste

Top comments

That's actually pretty funny. Only an idiot would hear the explanation and find something wrong with that. So, uh, what's the big deal?

I think it would've been worse had it been the mom who walked in. Maybe that would've been FML worthy.

Comments

Why do so many FMLers babysit? Also, not FML.

silentfirefly 0

Um... his dad couldn't possibly be upset by that. I don't see why this is embarrassing or why your life is ******.

again its a nice story, but not FML worthy

As everyone else has already said, only a really idiotic parent would find something wrong with that.

This is just funny, not a fml-story. I fully agree with #8

clandestine00 0

This is hilarious and probably a bit awkward until explained but I honestly don't see a problem. I second the need for a "not FML worthy" option.

sure seems to be a lot of i was doing this and the father walks in. old old old

lmao i can imagine you trying to explain this to the kids dad without sounding stupid hahahahahaha