By RC3Welly - 09/03/2012 22:58 - United States 33 13 69 121 Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML I agree, your life sucks 678 You deserved it 1 462 Tweet Share
By Señor Guapo - 04/03/2009 17:42 - United States 1 0 5 97 Today, I was in spanish class, having a debate about the death penalty. When I went to make a point, I meant to say "La pena de muerte", which means "The death penalty". I said, "La pene de muerte". Turns out that means, "The penis of death". FML I agree, your life sucks 31 665 You deserved it 45 352 Tweet Share