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  Welshite  |  39

Nothing wrong with replacement balls. You can change them out for the holidays: eggs for Easter and jingle bells for Christmas. And then you just hang brass balls the rest of the year to demonstrate your confidence.

  devildog562  |  33

Does it not hurt to have a high velocity, force hit you in the balls with pants on? Say like someone kicking you testicles?
Same thing with women with their pelvic bone and sensitive parts in between the legs.

  homesuckfucker  |  28

As someone with a vagina, I can confirm that a hit to that region can be EXCRUCIATING. I tried to balance on a metal beam and slipped. Hi, I love oven and crumpled to the ground like they do in cartoons.

  Brandi_Faith  |  33

First off, 46, thank you for being a man that understands that a woman getting hit there hurts like crazy!
And 47, I totally cringed and squeezed my legs together when I read that!! My friend in elementary school did the exact same thing. She was walking on a bike rack, slipped and landed with her legs open on the bar, she ended up having to go to the hospital to get checked out. She was bruised for the longest time and that image will forever be burned into my brain!

  sturschaedel  |  27

I was learning how to ride a bike when I got faster than I was able to control and I rode against a knee-high wall with a fence on top. I was hanging off the fence and hit my love oven* on the bike frame. It was green, blue and purple for weeks and I eventually learned to ride a bike a year later, because I wouldn't get near one earlier

*Yes, I'm a fan of the expression!

By  cocainewhore  |  30

Your boyfriend is an asshole. If someone did that to me, I honestly wouldn't stay with them. It was rude and insensitive of him, I'm not saying dump him, but you should talk to him about things that are ok and things that aren't.


Heres the thing... OP did not say her bf did it on purpose. given the benefit of the doubt he could have done it mid match and joked afterward. it doesn't necessarily have to be an instance of cruelty from him.