You think she's goin to have sex with him after that? This birth control better then Hawaiian Shirt.

Funny how she'll be giving his replacement balls while destroying the original.

Nothing wrong with replacement balls. You can change them out for the holidays: eggs for Easter and jingle bells for Christmas. And then you just hang brass balls the rest of the year to demonstrate your confidence.

I always prefer the stress balls. It makes me feel so relaxed after they get played with .

Bad advice. A man getting shot in the groin wity a paintball sounds hilarious, right up until the trip to the hospital and emergency surgery

No shit it hurts. Just like a shot into a woman's ******.

They aren't naked. (Are they?)

Does it not hurt to have a high velocity, force hit you in the balls with pants on? Say like someone kicking you testicles? Same thing with women with their pelvic bone and sensitive parts in between the legs.

As someone with a ******, I can confirm that a hit to that region can be EXCRUCIATING. I tried to balance on a metal beam and slipped. Hi, I love oven and crumpled to the ground like they do in cartoons.

"Love Oven" Anyone else wanna sign a petition to replace the word '******' with this?

I second that motion - where do I sign?

First off, 46, thank you for being a man that understands that a woman getting hit there hurts like crazy! And 47, I totally cringed and squeezed my legs together when I read that!! My friend in elementary school did the exact same thing. She was walking on a bike rack, slipped and landed with her legs open on the bar, she ended up having to go to the hospital to get checked out. She was bruised for the longest time and that image will forever be burned into my brain!

I want to sign the petition, show me the paperwork!

As the author of a certain kayak FML, I can attest to this.

I was learning how to ride a bike when I got faster than I was able to control and I rode against a knee-high wall with a fence on top. I was hanging off the fence and hit my love oven* on the bike frame. It was green, blue and purple for weeks and I eventually learned to ride a bike a year later, because I wouldn't get near one earlier *Yes, I'm a fan of the expression!

If I was to play paintball Id wear a jock and a cup. Haha. Don't want to risk getting mr. Peepee and the twins hurt.

Like skittles, but much more annoying

taste the rainbow :D

I can just imagine it now "Jimmy stop licking your brother!!!" "But Maaa the comercial said taste the rainbow!"

Agreed. Boundaries were crossed on this day

Heres the thing... OP did not say her bf did it on purpose. given the benefit of the doubt he could have done it mid match and joked afterward. it doesn't necessarily have to be an instance of cruelty from him.

Exactly what I was thinking!

Oh come on that's not even break up worthy

Don't see how wanting different things in life is not breakup worthy.

Maybe not break up worthy... but still funny. After a stunt like that... serves him right.

Yeah, kinda like "you're right, I don't anymore, let me make sure of that" Shot right to the balls

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