Intimacy: Today, I was taking the subway to school. It was around 6:30am...

By danesy - 10/03/2009 02:04 - United States

Today, I was taking the subway to school. It was around 6:30am and I was listening to music and catching up on homework. When I took my headphones off to readjust them, I heard some grunting. I looked over at the man across from me to see he was masturbating. FML

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By stewiesclone - 11/02/2010 09:09 - United States

Today, I was taking a dump in a public restroom. Minding my own business, I heard somebody go into an adjacent stall. It was dead silent and I don't think he knew I was in there. I thought I heard him scratching his arm or something. I was wrong. He was jacking off. I had to listen to it all. FML

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By grossgross - 26/09/2009 18:21 - United States

Today, the subway was extremely crowded and I ended up with my butt in a man's crotch. I kept trying to inch away or turn a different way, but there was no room. He could have turned to face the doors, but didn't. He got an erection. I was on there with him for 20 minutes. FML

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By anonymouse - 09/03/2011 19:37 - Reserved

Today, I was getting dirty looks on the train whilst air strumming the guitar to a song on my iPod, after glancing at the reflection in the window I realized it looked like I was masturbating. FML

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By Nightmares - 07/08/2012 02:00 - United States

Today, I surprisingly found two empty seats on the subway. Before anyone could get to them, I rushed and triumphantly sat down, enjoying my victory, until I noticed why they were empty. I had just sat down next to a guy vigorously trying to fellate himself. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/06/2009 08:20 - Japan

Today, I was riding the subway to work. Barely anyone was on because of how early it was. Me and this one guy in a trench coat were in the same cart. His stop came. He walked by me, flashed me, rubbed his penis on my arm, and then ran away really fast. FML

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By skipper - 12/02/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, I listened to my roommate having sex from 3 a.m. until 6 a.m. When I looked over at my girlfriend, who must have thought I was sleeping, I noticed she was masturbating. FML

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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 16:46 - France

Today, I was quietly reading in the subway, when all of a sudden, at a station, the man sitting next to me stood up, slapped me, yelled "Bitch!", and rushed off the train. FML

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By annabellatrix - 14/09/2015 18:20 - Hungary

Today, a pervert was visibly playing with himself right next to me on the train. Then on the bus. Then on the other bus I changed to in order to lose him. At least somebody's interested. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2012 18:34 - United States - Metairie

Today, I was walking to school with my earphones in, when someone tapped me on the shoulder. I was shocked, and whirled around to hit him in the crotch. I soon realized he was just trying to return the commuter pass I'd dropped at the station. FML

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By anon - 15/09/2012 05:35 - United States - Rocklin

Today, I woke up to the sound of my neighbor pleasuring himself. FML

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Tuesday 10 March 2009 12:02

Not over you i hope =//

ellykhoshkele 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 13:05

ewwwwwwwwww u poor soul!!!! yuck!!

Comments

Gringo_fml 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 12:02

Not over you i hope =//

exotica_fml 6

Thursday 4 March 2010 21:57

woaah. thats an interesting story to tell your friends.. lol

cody1992 0

Tuesday 15 June 2010 16:43

lol best fml ever

ohcrap007 1

Monday 10 October 2011 0:32

Is that pic really u?

yuyo_fml 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 12:04

FACIAL! =D

kagome_eb 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 12:05

oh goodness no!!

Panime 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 12:27

**** your life? More like **** his life!

z620 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 3:26

how can anyone say ydi

clairesucks 37

Tuesday 17 March 2015 23:50

**** his life? How is that a **** his life? He's the one masturbating on public transport not OP

ellykhoshkele 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 13:05

ewwwwwwwwww u poor soul!!!! yuck!!

hazz_fml 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 13:07

ew.

Mistress_Puppy 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 13:14

Ewe what kind of perv would do that in public? I would have put my headphones back in my ear and moved to another seat far away from him, and never sit in the spot he's sitting in. xDD