Kids: Today, I was babysitting an eleven year old boy. He decided we...

By xoVioLoveox - 10/03/2009 02:04 - United States

Today, I was babysitting an eleven year old boy. He decided we should play with nerf guns with velcro tips. I shot him in the crotch accidentally, and the dart stuck on his pants wiggling for about a full minute before his dad walked in to find us both staring at his son's crotch, giggling. FML

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By mandy - 10/04/2009 15:35 - United States

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By sore - 21/10/2009 08:27 - Australia

Today, I was paintballing when I got shot in the stomach and winded. As I was gasping for breath on the ground, someone came up and shot me point blank in my crotch. FML

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By maybe? - 11/02/2015 16:11 - Germany - Hamburg

Today, at a paintball match, my boyfriend shot me between the legs and asked, "Still want kids now?" FML

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By calamity janet - 14/11/2018 22:00

Today, my husband took me to an airsoft shop so he could try a new pistol. We went on the range to shoot it, but while he was loading it went off and shot me. I was only wearing my leggings, so I felt the full power of that BB as it traveled at 200 feet per second at my clitoris. FML

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By Noname - 09/03/2009 23:36 - Canada

Today, I was babysitting my co-workers son. He was eating jell-o and spilt it on his top, so I pulled off his pj's, and went in his room to grab a new pair. I heard a thunk and ran to find him out cold on the floor. His parents walked in on me trying to wake up their naked 3 year old. FML

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ChaosZirconia 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 16:07

That's actually pretty funny. Only an idiot would hear the explanation and find something wrong with that. So, uh, what's the big deal?

Yunie_fml 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 17:18

I think it would've been worse had it been the mom who walked in. Maybe that would've been FML worthy.

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pmole42088 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 11:00

ya its not FML worth but it was funny so thanks!

24788 6

Monday 4 May 2009 10:04

At least you can make the kid happy. Most baby sisters are boring.

leilipop 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 23:22

I don't understand why people complain that something's not "FML worthy." I come to this website to hear amusing stories, not to sadistically take pleasure in other people's suffering.

Jaypeg 0

Friday 15 May 2009 6:29

I get the awkwardness totally (as a fellow babysitter.) Try having a pillowfight and slamming into a closet door so hard it almost falls on the kids. it fell off its hinges. Yeah I get the "uhhhh" moment.