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Hey, vaginas see tougher than balls. You punch a guy's balls, he'll squeal like a pig. But vaginas can take a pounding!

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Depends on the fps. And we're obviously not talking about Aerosoft here when we say "Emergency Room". Likely, it was a rifle, not one of those "vagina" handguns.

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Hey, vaginas see tougher than balls. You punch a guy's balls, he'll squeal like a pig. But vaginas can take a pounding!

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Seeing the reruns for the old movie 50 times a year already makes me want to shoot my own eye out... wonder how I'd respond to a new movie with an ass instead.

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I can't tell if I'm surprised you know how it feels for boys, or if I'm just surprised you are actually a girl Nalia.

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Pretty sure getting cooter punched still hurts. :| though, just flicking a vagoo would do nothing. I hear flicking a pair of man jewels on the other hand is worse than flat out hitting them.

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96 - You'll find out about a cooter punch in a few weeks / months I've been secretly strapping headphones on your belly and playing Bruce Lee movies for your kid.

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We got a 99.99% chance the kid is fat. The other .1% is for legal stuff incase I was wrong and someone decided to sue me. Ok, bye.

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Haha four weeks left. Strangely he's a pretty docile kid so far. Doesn't kick hard at all. Maybe he's saving it for the day he gets violently ejected from my vag. Is he going to Kung Fu kick his way out of my vagoo? D:

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125(fatgirllovesfml) 99.99% + .1% = 100.9% 100.9%..... what a weird benchmark number to show your certainty of the possibility of the 2 retarded options you gave

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135 - you should be thanking me for not putting Kung fu panda on that kid would be 30lbs and doing a kung fu kick out of there

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144- his dad was a ten pound twenty four inch long baby. Come at me bro. My vag will be a veritable battleground. Better than reruns of Walker Texas Ranger. :|

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If you're being such a PC Penis anyway then what is so preferable about "dick" and "pussy"? Surely you'd find them more crude. Calling people a "Penis" or a "Vagina" is much more effective is transferring triviality than the aforementioned.

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96, when I said they could" take a pounding", I wasn't necessarily speaking of getting punched. Refer to 27's post. But yes, getting hit in the vajayjay does hurt. But it's not too bad.

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for a bb getting shot point blank at your ass not to hurt, you either have the shittiest bb gun ever or you have such a hard ass after all the times you "accidentally" dropped the soap in the shower room.

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146 - so many vag jokes to go with but I'll go with: What was your vag before being a battlefield? A playground? Maybe a cornfield to plow thru?

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I call bullshit. A metal bb is denser, smaller, and will actually easily penetrate skin. Especially if he was close enough to shoot himself on the ass.

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He was making a joke just like all the other people in this site do! He did nothing wrong. So shut up and lets here your stupid jokes.

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I'm getting this vibe that he purposely shot himself in the ass for 1 of 3 reasons if possible all: 1) attention 2) pleasure 3) for the hell of it

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