anomynous
Jingle bells
Today, I woke up with my period. At least I'm getting into the Christmas spirit with red and green shorts, right? FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Canada
…and a Happy New Year!
Today, for the first time in years, my period is early. I woke up at 5 a.m. with the worst cramps I've ever had in my life. Medicine isn't helping. It's literally so bad I feel like I want to throw up. It's fucking Christmas but hey, it wouldn't be 2022 if my garbage pile of a body wasn't ruining something for me. FML
Anonymous
Great start
Today, I started my period and have cramps that came from the hottest part of hell. I also have to go to work so that I don’t lose my holiday pay. Happy New Year to me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I woke up with a hangover, a shaved head, and my period. FML
Pill popping zit monster
Today, my period has given to me 4 giant zits, 3 screaming shits, 2 stomach ulcers, and a fever blister on my lips. A few days until Christmas and the gifts keep coming. FML
Anonymous
Lake Ariel, United States
Today, I got my period, and had to rush to my parents' bathroom for some pads. They'd put all our wrapped presents in their bathroom. As I was looking, my dad thought I was opening presents and barged in, only to see me with my pants around my ankles. Now he won't stop laughing. FML
Anonymous
United States
The planets aligned
Today, I started a new job. I also started my period, and have the shits. FML
Anonymous
Today, I got my period during my dance solo. My costume was white. FML
Anonymous
Help! I need somebody!
Today, I woke up to realize I got my period a week early. The day of the after-wedding brunch. In a sort of remote area. Without pads or tampons. I need to be at the breakfast in a half-hour. FML
SadOldBag
Estero, United States
Today, I received the gifts of my period, diarrhea, severe dizziness and double vision, and an ant infestation in my home. These were followed by the glaring absence of any gifts from my husband. Happy 40th to me. FML
Anonymous
Funday is canceled
Today, I’m currently battling a cold that caused me to call into work yesterday and, as of this morning, I’ve also started my period and have the most painful cramps ever. Good thing I have the day off from work. FML
Top comments
Sebastiaan Pongers 10
Let's just hope that green is the original colour of your shorts and not an extra addition next to the red 😅
spinspinsugar 12
if it's any consolation, I had mine on Halloween, Thanksgiving, and I'm gonna have it on Christmas too.
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Sebastiaan Pongers 10
Let's just hope that green is the original colour of your shorts and not an extra addition next to the red 😅
Yummi_913 18
Shouldn't you be happy your period came now and will be gone during Christmas week? I'd be thrilled for that kind of timing. I always have mine ON important days. EVERY important day. Thank **** I haven't had mine for over a year all thanks to breastfeeding 🥳
spinspinsugar 12
if it's any consolation, I had mine on Halloween, Thanksgiving, and I'm gonna have it on Christmas too.
jajja_875124352 5
Literally happens to almost every female at some point. No biggie.