Today, I was at the bar and my friend and I were making fun of this guy wearing a Affliction muscle tee and bedazzled Ed Hardy hat. We were saying how he was the epitome of a douche bag and that he probably likes UFC. Turns out he's an MMA fighter and I now have a broken nose. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while at a local bar, my friends and I were approached by an overly intoxicated man who asked us each politely if we wanted to fight. Thinking it was a joke, I said yes. It wasn't a joke, I now have a broken nose and a black eye. FML
Today, I was out clubbing, when some bloke at the bar started trying to pick fights with everyone. Trying to defuse the situation with humour, I said, "I used to be a tough guy like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee." The next thing I know, I have a broken nose. FML
Today, I was at a bar with my friend, when I noticed a young lad at a table near to us. I thought it'd be funny to jeer and flick peanuts at him. I went to the restroom, only to come back to my friend face-down on the floor. Turns out the guy fucked him up instead, and now he won't talk to me. FML
Today, I decided to challenge the jerk jock at work to a fight, since he kept poking fun at me for being a weakling. Having started taking MMA classes, I was confident I'd make him eat his words. Just my luck, he's an MMA instructor and kicked my ass effortlessly. Not what I had planned. FML
Today, my boyfriend was telling me about accidentally punching his best friend in the face. As he was acting it out he ended up punching me and giving me a bloody nose. FML
Today, I was at the gym when I saw one of my friends at the water fountain. I went over and gave him a man ass slap while he was drinking. It wasn't my friend. I now have a black eye. FML
Today, as I was taking the bus home, I sat down next to a man wearing an FML shirt. While snickering I said to him "You totally deserved it." I guess he thought that comment deserved a broken nose. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were asleep. Evidently, he was dreaming about being a UFC fighter, because, out of no where, he grabs the back of my head and punches me in the nose. I haven't been able to breathe right out of my nose all day. FML
Today, I saw a fight so I went over to try and break it up. Someone thought I wanted to join in, so he gave me an unexpected whap in the happy sacks, and I also got a bloody nose for my troubles. FML
Today, a few years after getting mugged inspired me to start hitting the gym and taking karate classes, I was mugged again, this time in front of my girlfriend who I actually met at the gym. I was knocked out with one punch. It was the same mugger with the same neck tattoo. FML
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CrackhouseDoug 0
YDI for being so judgemental of a person's appearance.
TheNeckbeard 0
Right above the comment box: "Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful." OP should have followed FML's advice.
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Comments (204)
fettkidd 0
i agree that lots of ppl hu wer tapout and affliction shirts r doucebags trin 2 look hard but i trian mma and i hav a tapout shirt saying ur a douce bag 4 wearin affliction is like saying ur a doucebag 4 wearing an NBA or NFL jersey also im not sure if its legal 4 mma fighters 2 fight out of th ring but u got wat u deserved 4 being a dumass if i got made fun of by a strangeri wud kick his ass weather or not it was legal
GoGoPhones 0
OP was right, anyone wearing that crap is an auto D-Bag
jt8787 0
amazing the number of ppl on here that say ppl that wear those clothes are douchebag..uh..oh wait..thats probly the exact same number of ppl that are too ugly, or have no body or money to fit themselves into clothes that actually look good. btw asshole, YDDI (the extra "d" is for definitely) for being a major douche bag yourself and talking shit about a guy that obv looked like he could more then easily kick your ass. good job on the broken nose tho *thumbs up
DanizzleXFoSho 6
okay okay. I happen to like Ed Hardy/Affliction. But ****** Pimpin88 is so much of a douche, that every time he posts, I nearly piss myself with laughter because of his ignorance. High school wrestling is so "hardcore" didn't everyone hear? Wow dude, go lift some weights and leave your stupid-ass comments in your meaty head. PS: I'd put my life up that 2 of my dudes could take on your whole little crew, that's the sad part.
PutDownTheGun 0
Let he who is perfect cast the first stone. Judge not lest ye be judged. I'm sure you get the point. But we've all judged someone whether we want to admit it or not, so we can all learn from this.
SookMauNoots 0
i hate dicks like that
XxmidnightXx4545 0
owned o.o
DarkxRaven 0
YDI for making fun of people douchbag
KitCath_fml 0
Hmm, based on the Ed Hardy hat I would have guessed he was Jon Gosselin. Either way, massive douchebag.
super_fantastic 0
I have friends who wear Ed Hardy clothing and they're not douches, but that doesn't stop me from making fun of their sense of "style". If you wear Ed Hardy, you deserve to ripped on NO MATTER WHAT.