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By brokennose - 26/08/2009 04:40 - United States

Today, I was at the bar and my friend and I were making fun of this guy wearing a Affliction muscle tee and bedazzled Ed Hardy hat. We were saying how he was the epitome of a douche bag and that he probably likes UFC. Turns out he's an MMA fighter and I now have a broken nose. FML

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By MyFaceHurts - 03/08/2010 10:40 - United States

Today, while at a local bar, my friends and I were approached by an overly intoxicated man who asked us each politely if we wanted to fight. Thinking it was a joke, I said yes. It wasn't a joke, I now have a broken nose and a black eye. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2011 02:49 - Australia

Today, I was out clubbing, when some bloke at the bar started trying to pick fights with everyone. Trying to defuse the situation with humour, I said, "I used to be a tough guy like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee." The next thing I know, I have a broken nose. FML

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By Cooper491 - 15/09/2011 21:22 - Australia

Today, I was at a bar with my friend, when I noticed a young lad at a table near to us. I thought it'd be funny to jeer and flick peanuts at him. I went to the restroom, only to come back to my friend face-down on the floor. Turns out the guy fucked him up instead, and now he won't talk to me. FML

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MMA FML

By ThatEndedWell - 07/01/2019 22:00 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I decided to challenge the jerk jock at work to a fight, since he kept poking fun at me for being a weakling. Having started taking MMA classes, I was confident I'd make him eat his words. Just my luck, he's an MMA instructor and kicked my ass effortlessly. Not what I had planned. FML

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By Username - 22/02/2010 05:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was telling me about accidentally punching his best friend in the face. As he was acting it out he ended up punching me and giving me a bloody nose. FML

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By JohnFarrell - 24/04/2009 17:20 - United States

Today, I was at the gym when I saw one of my friends at the water fountain. I went over and gave him a man ass slap while he was drinking. It wasn't my friend. I now have a black eye. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2011 09:26 - Canada

Today, as I was taking the bus home, I sat down next to a man wearing an FML shirt. While snickering I said to him "You totally deserved it." I guess he thought that comment deserved a broken nose. FML

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By anonymous - 27/02/2010 16:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were asleep. Evidently, he was dreaming about being a UFC fighter, because, out of no where, he grabs the back of my head and punches me in the nose. I haven't been able to breathe right out of my nose all day. FML

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By deven - 29/08/2009 22:58 - United States

Today, I saw a fight so I went over to try and break it up. Someone thought I wanted to join in, so he gave me an unexpected whap in the happy sacks, and I also got a bloody nose for my troubles. FML

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Self defence

By Anonymous - 10/11/2018 22:00

Today, a few years after getting mugged inspired me to start hitting the gym and taking karate classes, I was mugged again, this time in front of my girlfriend who I actually met at the gym. I was knocked out with one punch. It was the same mugger with the same neck tattoo. FML

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CrackhouseDoug 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 12:56

YDI for being so judgemental of a person's appearance.

TheNeckbeard 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 13:18

Right above the comment box: "Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful." OP should have followed FML's advice.

Comments

Isaac_h29 3

Thursday 30 August 2012 4:13

well clearly deserved it because your grammar is horrific !

miniDJ 7

Saturday 4 May 2013 21:54

Never judge a book by its cover

ohioain 18

Thursday 11 July 2013 12:42

OP, I would have been doing the same thing.

boredguyyy 10

Sunday 19 January 2014 22:42

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=301642966657890 haha found them!!

mkcherry 14

Saturday 22 March 2014 11:51

I hate those brands, but I also hate Gucci & Burberry and don't run my mouth about people who decide to purchase them. He probably is a douche bag considering how violently he reacted but the number one rule of running your mouth is to never do it in earshot of a hot tempered person who can kick your sorry ass. Youre just as much of a dbag for not having any self restraint.

superguydude200 5

Friday 27 March 2015 0:39

maybe you look gay. maybe you look nerdy. maybe you are short. maybe you are tall. no matter what you are, judging someone based on looks, especially out loud, is douchier than anything