By Cooper491 - Australia
Today, I was at a bar with my friend, when I noticed a young lad at a table near to us. I thought it'd be funny to jeer and flick peanuts at him. I went to the restroom, only to come back to my friend face-down on the floor. Turns out the guy fucked him up instead, and now he won't talk to me. FML
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  LilBunny  |  0

That guy beat up your friend as a reward for throwing peanuts at him. What were you expecting OP, was he gonna give you a one way ticket to Disney World for that? YDI

  fanceh  |  10

How is this an FML? If anything, it should be a ISLLML (I'm so luck I love my life) for the guy, cause he was a dick to the guy and his friend took it for him. Bitch, you deserve it.

  Keyman1212  |  14

108- You're an idiot, because on the off chance that your friend gets in a fight with someone because of something you did, he's going to fucking destroy you after he finishes off the other guy.


1's picture is perfect for this. It reminds me of the episode of Spongebob where Spongebob throws peanuts at the huge clam, then Patrick gets blamed for it. However the ending is different....close enough though :D.

As for the Fml, I have to say ydi for doing that to a stranger.

  cbz88  |  0

Lol your a Fag go play with your boys on your ship and stfu u gay cunt. If the guy was was so tanked and capable of 'fucking destroying' OP I think he would have either done it initially or waited until he was out of the bathroom...seems more like the guy was an opportunist...u dumb American lol...ur government kills your own ppl (9/11) and u all do nothing (biggest push over country ever!!...haha and your in their navy u poof)

  Daralea  |  21

Oh noooo! :( You annoyed and provoked a guy but someone else got beat up for it. That's awful, OP, it must have really hurt your feelings. -_-

  Bravo11  |  14

Today, my friend decided to taunt another man at a bar by flicking peanuts at him. When he left to go to the bathroom, the man then decided to fuck me up. FML


OP you are a fucking ass hole. How dare you think it Is "fun" to throw peanuts at someone. Obviously your friend didn't take part and took all the blame. So its really his life was fucked more than yours. I hope he never talks to you again.

  okiidokii_fml  |  6

Asshole is an understatement.
How would you like it if we all came to your house and threw peanuts at you!
Or if your friend stole drugs and you got taken to jail? Beyotch!

  akayc32  |  0

Jeez, flicking peanuts isn't exactly model behavior but no need for everyone to damn him to hell. The peanut flickee sounds like the asshole. Who kicks someone's ass for flicking peanuts at them?

  BellaBelle_fml  |  23

171- I looked up lads as you suggested; "Lad: An australian youth subculture centred around individuals who hang out in gangs, engage in petty theft, pick fights, vandalise property and use foul language which generally involves a great deal of pig latin. They usually wear polo shirts and short shorts." I can see how they could be annoying, but it still doesn't give OP the right to 'Jeer and throw peanuts' at him. That's just annoying and immature. People deserve common decency and respect.