By icanthearyou - 4/4/2013 23:55 - United States - Rock Island
Today, I was working at a daycare. There was a 6-year-old boy pretending to be my doctor, holding a little, plastic thermometer. He then, without warning, quickly shoved it deep into my ear. The last thing I heard was his giggle. I think I'm deaf. FML
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  bybib  |  20

I disagree. The kid with something in my ear would be warning enough. Maybe i should have said something about allowing it to go on only for a few seconds at the most.

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  StarThrower  |  17

"I'm truly privileged to look this good without clothes on,
Which only means that when I sing you're jerking off,
And when I'm gone you won't remember...
Thank God I'm pretty" - EA