By icanthearyou - 04/04/2013 23:55 - United States - Rock Island

Today, I was working at a daycare. There was a 6-year-old boy pretending to be my doctor, holding a little, plastic thermometer. He then, without warning, quickly shoved it deep into my ear. The last thing I heard was his giggle. I think I'm deaf. FML
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Marblecakelolz 11
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Time to call the parents. Now, if only you could hear them...

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red_headforlife 15
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Kids these days, I swear.

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bybib 20

Ouch, but in all honesty. I probably would have paid a bit more attention. Little kids don't always know when to stop with ears.

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Incredidanny 5
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But OP says it happened without warning. There's no way she could have expected that.

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bybib 20

I disagree. The kid with something in my ear would be warning enough. Maybe i should have said something about allowing it to go on only for a few seconds at the most.

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hooligyn123 18

I am pretty sure said child jammed it into his ear, as in one minute in hand, next second stabbed into ear.

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red_headforlife 15
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Kids these days, I swear.

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Bubbelz 25

Speak for yourself, some of us are elves.

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Bakarra 22
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I'm dunmer! :D

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MagicGiraffe 12

I'm a giraffe.

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zandalee 19
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I like turtles!

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MermaidAnnariea 10

or merfolk, like me.

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tjv3 10

Hello Nurse !

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Marblecakelolz 11
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Time to call the parents. Now, if only you could hear them...

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dav3800 7
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This has nothing to do with the FML, but what the fuck is wrong with your picture?

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im_joking 11

wait... can you speak up?

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alullaby 21
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Ouch. Contact the parents, and a real doctor too.

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StarThrower 17

Not to be insensitive, but what about your other ear?...

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Beeftinkle 13
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I'm Russian too wana get married?

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gc327072 30
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Why do people keep responding to her comments with flirts? This is FML, not Zoosk. gtfo

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StarThrower 17

"I'm truly privileged to look this good without clothes on, Which only means that when I sing you're jerking off, And when I'm gone you won't remember... Thank God I'm pretty" - EA

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SeeSea 11
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yeah..I was gonna say..pretty sure people have TWO ears...unless OP was stupid enough to let the kid do it to both ears...

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SixInchScar 8
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Well, did you have a fever?

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spottyblanket 8
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Oh god, I would freak out!

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timelessone 16
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Deaf-initly see a doctor. Could be serious OP!

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HarrisonVR 17
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for some reason I love seeing an fml I moderated, it makes you feel special hahaha

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