Health: Today, I was at the gym when I saw one of my friends at the water...

By JohnFarrell - 24/04/2009 17:20 - United States

Today, I was at the gym when I saw one of my friends at the water fountain. I went over and gave him a man ass slap while he was drinking. It wasn't my friend. I now have a black eye. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2010 05:30 - United States

Today, I was drinking from a water fountain. I bent over to sip the water and felt a HUGE slap on my ass. Completely confused, I turn around to see some guy with a horrified look on his face. Apparently he thought I was his girlfriend. Then I saw his girlfriend standing behind him, giving me the evil eye. FML

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By Clumsy - 08/09/2016 12:06 - United States - Millville

Today, I was working out with the guy I like when he spilled his water bottle. I went to clean up the spill, bashed my face into the weight bar, which broke my nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2014 05:04 - United States

Today, I went to my friend's house to give him some moral support as he came out of the closet to his family. I left with a black eye. FML

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By dollabill009 - 06/06/2013 08:49 - United States

Today, I went to the gym for the first time in a while. I was doing upper body workouts and decided to ask a very large muscular man to spot me while I did bench presses. As he stood over me, I saw two beads of sweat roll off his nose. One hit me on the cheek. The other landed in my open mouth. FML

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Fight Club

By MyFaceHurts - 03/08/2010 10:40 - United States

Today, while at a local bar, my friends and I were approached by an overly intoxicated man who asked us each politely if we wanted to fight. Thinking it was a joke, I said yes. It wasn't a joke, I now have a broken nose and a black eye. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2022 20:00 - Canada - Saint-jérôme

Today, I walked up to my friend and slapped her ass, because that’s what we always do. Turns out, it wasn’t my friend, it was a total stranger. FML

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By Oops - 04/07/2014 17:35 - United States

Today, I was at the gym, when I saw my uncle at the front desk. I quietly went up behind him and slapped him hard on the back while yelling "What's up, loser?!" He turned around. It wasn't my uncle. FML

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By knobbed - 27/01/2014 23:09 - United Kingdom - Milton Keynes

Today, I got a black eye while trying to break up a fight caused by some complete bastard making a "yo momma" joke at the funeral of my best friend's mother. FML

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By Cooper491 - 15/09/2011 21:22 - Australia

Today, I was at a bar with my friend, when I noticed a young lad at a table near to us. I thought it'd be funny to jeer and flick peanuts at him. I went to the restroom, only to come back to my friend face-down on the floor. Turns out the guy fucked him up instead, and now he won't talk to me. FML

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By Michael978 - 29/04/2016 03:40

Today, I was teaching a friend to squat. While I was spotting him, he decided it would be a great idea to turn around. This wouldn't have been a problem, if he hadn't hit me in the face with the bar. FML

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Good_old_Grim 8

Friday 24 April 2009 23:19

There is no such thing as a "man ass slap". Its called the "gay ass slap".

schnoid 0

Friday 24 April 2009 23:18

you shouldn't be giving any guy a butt slap.

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rdmur23 0

Friday 24 April 2009 23:15

in first nice move btw

cherrybollosm04 0

Friday 24 April 2009 23:15

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7myname7 0

Saturday 1 May 2010 23:00

dude no guy "likes" that and if they do then they are probably gay.

T1A2Z3 34

Thursday 19 April 2018 2:26

It was sexual assault. I think they reacted fine

schnoid 0

Friday 24 April 2009 23:18

you shouldn't be giving any guy a butt slap.

tofuzoo52 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 3:48

yup!

TheChampagneBoi 5

Saturday 30 July 2011 6:15

It something we do to joke around

sly161 0

Wednesday 3 August 2011 4:31

I've never slapped my friends ass...

NikkiRainbow63 31

Thursday 6 February 2014 1:12

Yes, because ass slapping is the best thing to do to someone in public near people who are probably a lot stronger than you. Good choice.

teotsi 28

Saturday 14 June 2014 17:15

No we don't #97.

Good_old_Grim 8

Friday 24 April 2009 23:19

There is no such thing as a "man ass slap". Its called the "gay ass slap".

SIMRRF 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 0:44

my thoughts exactly!!!!! lol

locolouis 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 6:05

I was thinking that too. wth is a "man ass slap" I mean really.

jackipdoc 31

Sunday 24 May 2015 9:24

Rule: only ass slap your girlfriend

kwbuzz23wk 0

Friday 24 April 2009 23:19

you are in a gym... most guys are pumped from the weights and half want you to know they can kick your ass, so don't touch theirs and i still dont understand how you can confuse a friend in a situation like that, although it happens a lot from what i understand

bassfisher100 23

Thursday 8 January 2015 19:52

"that looks like my friends ass!!" --- thoughts you should not have

anglcdvl89 0

Friday 24 April 2009 23:26

Doesn't it seem like nobody knows what their friends look like anymore? Lately a lot of FMLs are about mistaken identities. Now it's just not that that funny anymore. And the only time it's acceptable for a guy to slap another guy's ass is if they're playing on the same team (i.e. basketball team, baseball team, etc.)