By JohnFarrell - 24/04/2009 17:20 - United States

Today, I was at the gym when I saw one of my friends at the water fountain. I went over and gave him a man ass slap while he was drinking. It wasn't my friend. I now have a black eye. FML
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There is no such thing as a "man ass slap". Its called the "gay ass slap".

you shouldn't be giving any guy a butt slap.

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in first nice move btw

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dude no guy "likes" that and if they do then they are probably gay.

It was sexual assault. I think they reacted fine

you shouldn't be giving any guy a butt slap.

It something we do to joke around

I've never slapped my friends ass...

Yes, because ass slapping is the best thing to do to someone in public near people who are probably a lot stronger than you. Good choice.

No we don't #97.

There is no such thing as a "man ass slap". Its called the "gay ass slap".

my thoughts exactly!!!!! lol

I was thinking that too. wth is a "man ass slap" I mean really.

Rule: only ass slap your girlfriend

you are in a gym... most guys are pumped from the weights and half want you to know they can kick your ass, so don't touch theirs and i still dont understand how you can confuse a friend in a situation like that, although it happens a lot from what i understand

"that looks like my friends ass!!" --- thoughts you should not have

Doesn't it seem like nobody knows what their friends look like anymore? Lately a lot of FMLs are about mistaken identities. Now it's just not that that funny anymore. And the only time it's acceptable for a guy to slap another guy's ass is if they're playing on the same team (i.e. basketball team, baseball team, etc.)

I think they are on the same team, if you get my drift...

4 and 5, i give you props.

Hahahaha! :) YDI - because you like to slap sweaty man ass!

That's why you don't act gay in public.

you couldn't explain?