So many puns to be made

Maybe you should of tried it.

Shitfaced already are we now OP ?! Lol

Birds: Chirp chirp (hey Op,look up!)
Op: "looks up, gets shitted on"
Birds:"laughing, high fiveing each other, fly away"

Shoulda blew those little bastards right outta the sky, that would show them

Ehh, you gotta be careful about those things! But still, there really wasn't anything you could have done about that. FYL!

op could've just kept walking. still, its not a ydi.

I hope you didn't have your mouth open

Yup facefull is so much better than mouthful haha

Lol just Google "Reporter Bird Poop"

#15 Exactly what I thought of!

Shhhhh! It's just some sticky snow

what a SHITTY situation. First pun c;

This pun is so fucking overused; I'VE HAD IT!

You just had to add "First pun" at the end, didnt you..

Just stop.

See this is why aliens won't talk to us

@5 First pun and your last

Exactly, what if the first transmission they get is Honey Boo Boo and they are so repulsed by the human garbage they are so they just blow us to fiery hell with their mega laser.

I would be afraid to see the FML that this pun does not get buried for

No, just no.

Damn, it's only Wednesday and you're already getting shitfaced? I wanna party with you, OP!

did you honestly expect that NOT to happen ?

Yes?

I think you scared the shit out of it :/

I just hope none entered your mouth or eyes

Struck by flying shit. Theres a more majestic way to think of it.