By lbg2msf - 06/11/2013 18:08 - United States - Biloxi

Today, I walked under a tree and heard birds chirping from above. I stopped and looked up, only to catch a face full of bird shit. FML
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gc327072 30

Damn, it's only Wednesday and you're already getting shitfaced? I wanna party with you, OP!

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AntiPrude 26

Maybe you should of tried it.

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Soniye 14

Shitfaced already are we now OP ?! Lol

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swaggalikethat 22

Birds: Chirp chirp (hey Op,look up!) Op: "looks up, gets shitted on" Birds:"laughing, high fiveing each other, fly away" Shoulda blew those little bastards right outta the sky, that would show them

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x_the_lancer_x 13

Ehh, you gotta be careful about those things! But still, there really wasn't anything you could have done about that. FYL!

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michaelaranda 28

op could've just kept walking. still, its not a ydi.

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little_excel 5

Yup facefull is so much better than mouthful haha

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aligator121 15

Shhhhh! It's just some sticky snow

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gc327072 30

This pun is so ******* overused; I'VE HAD IT!

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AntiPrude 26

You just had to add "First pun" at the end, didnt you..

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Ambient25 24

See this is why aliens won't talk to us

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evan_7899 28

Exactly, what if the first transmission they get is Honey Boo Boo and they are so repulsed by the human garbage they are so they just blow us to fiery hell with their mega laser.

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tman1985 9

I would be afraid to see the FML that this pun does not get buried for

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gc327072 30

Damn, it's only Wednesday and you're already getting shitfaced? I wanna party with you, OP!

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lissa_jade 22

did you honestly expect that NOT to happen ?

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Jseldi 10

I think you scared the shit out of it :/

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saraitkddh 47

I just hope none entered your mouth or eyes

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AntiPrude 26

Struck by flying shit. Theres a more majestic way to think of it.

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