By pass me the fucking rope - 18/06/2016 13:17 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, just when I thought my day couldn't get any worse, a bird shat on my lunch. FML
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WCARlover 34
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Birds are a-holes

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Sora_McKain 36
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Damn those birds anyway. If only they weren't so damn cute then maybe I could actually hate them.

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BellaMerritt05 6
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Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.

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toastbrot 9
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dear bird. could you just not. please.

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WCARlover 34
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Birds are a-holes

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Sora_McKain 36
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Damn those birds anyway. If only they weren't so damn cute then maybe I could actually hate them.

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nanner6206 24
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birds are creepy

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freddygasman 18
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Not all birds are creepy, just like not all birds are cute.

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gamermonster 34
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Their cuteness makes up for their behavior it seems

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_EnderDoge 22
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I didn't even see the location at first and I knew it was New York, haha.

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warner69 8
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maybe your lunch shat in the bird

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FlamingColor 30
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It's really just gravity's fault when you think about. Had not been for it, then poop couldn't have fell on your lunch.

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Footballjake15 8
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It's too bad Gravity is responsible for just about anything so quite frankly I'm glad it exists

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SkyGuy32 17

It's always a bad idea to think that your day can't get worse. You'll only jinx yourself.

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Quicky5_ 16
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I hate birds, I went on a first date and a bird shat on my shoulder, no bueno.

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Lisee92 18
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Did you get a second date at least?

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soodytheboi 23
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That sucks OP. Well, shit happens. Still I do hope you got to eat some good food.

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bigbagofnope 25
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Sorry op, that's real shitty.

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Jared900DUmpling 30
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Once OP is done with the rope I'm giving it to you.

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bigbagofnope 25
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I laughed too hard ^ , sorry I just needed to get the obligatory shitty comment out of the way, seems like a right of passage

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