Today, I was shopping with my boyfriend when we came across the most beautiful piece of Japanese furniture. When I inspected it closely, my boyfriend started laughing. Turns out I was making the same noise I make when I orgasm in reaction to a piece of furniture. FML
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Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, I let out a moan that can only really be described as sounding like a clown car horn. He ended up laughing so hard that he couldn't continue. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went to a furniture store. We split up for a bit, and after a while I went to find him. A salesman noticed I seemed to be looking around for him and said, "Oh, your son is upstairs." We're the same age. FML
Today, in the middle of having sex with my boyfriend, instead of saying something sexy, he decided to tell me that the bowling alley had a new air hockey table. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting it on. My boyfriend noticed that every time I'm about to climax, I hit my head on something. Whether it's a wall or his face. FML
Today, my boyfriend compared my orgasm to that of a beached sea turtle. He demonstrated what he meant in front of all our friends. FML
Today, per my boyfriend's request, I bought some lingerie. He got so excited when he saw me, he ripped it off me right away. After we were done he used it to clean up. I essentially bought a $40 cum rag. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having it off in his den, I screamed at the height of my climax, and from the family room came the roaring laughter of my boyfriend's brothers. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house. I wanted to tease him, so I got his attention and made my orgasm face when I thought no one was looking. His thirteen year-old cousin saw and now bursts out laughing whenever he sees me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He decided to make gun sound effects as he came. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML
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majesticprincess 19
Buy the couch. **** him On the couch. Therefore you'll have an ****** times two. You're welcome
kelseysking 26
That's hilarious, glad I don't do that
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kelseysking 26
That's hilarious, glad I don't do that
TheCookieComet 23
Why not? at least he makes her ******
JustinJK 21
Bam!
kelseysking 26
I was talking about making same noises looking at furniture that I make having sex.
ChibiChick25 8
I can't be the only one who needs to hear this moan because everything that I can imagine sounds really really sexual.
dontlookman 20
If you make the same noise looking at furniture as you do when having sex, he should be take it as a sign and do better.
xChaos 29
Or maybe its just another case of kick-ass furniture.
joshi42 16
It's other, than that. Kick does not give you ******.
Noah197099 17
@#27, Whatever you're on, I want some.
Shadowvoid 33
Hey, there is nothing better than a quality piece of furniture. Some people like to use furniture for sex ;) you gave him a good hint.
lulinator 40
I think all people like to use furniture for sex. Considering a bed is technically a piece of furniture.
Welshite 39
Nah, man. Caves are the best. A nice little cozy rock shelf beats a bed any day.
lulinator 40
Well that's true. Hard and rough is always best.
1dvs_bstd 41
I guess you could say it's orgasmic.
jentrynicole 20
Luckily, no one else knows that.
sdroze1389 31
You should really **** with him and yell coffee table during sex instead of his name. sell the obsession
majesticprincess 19
Buy the couch. **** him On the couch. Therefore you'll have an ****** times two. You're welcome
teentee401 36
You should be a relationship counselor
Repethetic 25
but it was a screen....
wolfstar126 25
That must be one good piece of furniture
GoGiants28 13
I don't even know how to respond to this ???
lulinator 40
Usually that's when people just scroll on by instead of typing a response.
MrConcise 34
Have him pretend to be furniture and sit on him, see if it turns you on. ...yes, it's a legit thing.