Today, I walked under a tree and heard birds chirping from above. I stopped and looked up, only to catch a face full of bird shit. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was walking with my crush, and I told him how I felt. As soon as I turned to him, a bird shit on my face. FML
Today, I was asleep in my back garden and woke up when a bird landed on my hat and took a big shit right in my open mouth. FML
Today, I ran into a bird. Not with my car, with my face. It was so scared, it crapped all over me. FML
Today, I was watching a beautiful flock of birds flying overhead while walking in the street. The guy next to me was lucky enough to catch bird poop with his forehead. I was lucky enough to get distracted by it, trip, and break my ankle. FML
Today, I was sitting on the back porch with my husband. I felt two raindrops land on my head, so I said we should go inside because it was starting to rain. It turned out to just be a bird shitting on me. FML
Today, a bird shit on my jacket whilst smoking, I cleaned it and went back outside, and got shit on again. FML
Today, just when I thought my day couldn't get any worse, a bird shat on my lunch. FML
Today, I was unloading tile boxes out of my pickup truck into this lady's garage. As I grabbed the last 50-pound box, a passing bird shat on my forehead. Green ooze ran down my whole face. FML
Today, a bird flew into the workshop where I work, gave itself a tour of the place, then promptly pooped on my lunch and left. FML
Today, it looked like rain so I held out my hand to catch a raindrop. When I finally caught one, I closed my hand over it and ran to show my friends to prove it was raining. I opened my hand saying, "Look! It's raining!" When I looked down, I saw that I had actually caught a bird shit. FML
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Ambient25 25
I hope you didn't have your mouth open
gc327072 31
Damn, it's only Wednesday and you're already getting shitfaced? I wanna party with you, OP!
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Comments (76)
dhump 4
Were you only expecting fruit falling from tree?
ArchCypher 3
Birds have some pretty incredible accuracy, what can I say...
pandarammer 7
That is good luck OP. They say that good things or money will come your way if a bird ***** on you.
JMichael 26
Well that's a crappy experience.
wholock 12
Kind of deserved that one..
matthews_van 10
Congratulations on being an idiot. Never look up when there's a bird above you
dane18 12
Definitely FYL
angelitared 27
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mkymouse90 17
So you got a little shit face today baha
Espolax 8
Well that's just shitty