Today, I walked under a tree and heard birds chirping from above. I stopped and looked up, only to catch a face full of bird shit. FML
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Today, I was walking with my crush, and I told him how I felt. As soon as I turned to him, a bird shit on my face. FML
Today, I was asleep in my back garden and woke up when a bird landed on my hat and took a big shit right in my open mouth. FML
Today, I ran into a bird. Not with my car, with my face. It was so scared, it crapped all over me. FML
Today, I was watching a beautiful flock of birds flying overhead while walking in the street. The guy next to me was lucky enough to catch bird poop with his forehead. I was lucky enough to get distracted by it, trip, and break my ankle. FML
Today, I was sitting on the back porch with my husband. I felt two raindrops land on my head, so I said we should go inside because it was starting to rain. It turned out to just be a bird shitting on me. FML
Today, a bird shit on my jacket whilst smoking, I cleaned it and went back outside, and got shit on again. FML
Today, just when I thought my day couldn't get any worse, a bird shat on my lunch. FML
Today, I was unloading tile boxes out of my pickup truck into this lady's garage. As I grabbed the last 50-pound box, a passing bird shat on my forehead. Green ooze ran down my whole face. FML
Today, a bird flew into the workshop where I work, gave itself a tour of the place, then promptly pooped on my lunch and left. FML
Today, it looked like rain so I held out my hand to catch a raindrop. When I finally caught one, I closed my hand over it and ran to show my friends to prove it was raining. I opened my hand saying, "Look! It's raining!" When I looked down, I saw that I had actually caught a bird shit. FML
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Ambient25 25
I hope you didn't have your mouth open
gc327072 31
Damn, it's only Wednesday and you're already getting shitfaced? I wanna party with you, OP!
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Comments (76)
jenevil27 9
aw damn, that sucks!
Brett121 6
I hear that a good luck ha
riashah 14
Thank your stars :p cows don't fly ;p
MrBoredomioo 18
This sounds based of the YouTube video of the reporter getting crapped on by a bird
gumbler 5
+25 points headshot bonus
tman1985 9
"care package inbound": also, birds had a UAV up
BoltTheSuperdog 22
Classic!
worldclassrager 41
Well shit...that sucks sorry bro...
djsammyc 19
thats the luck of the teenage-bobody in the movies
xopher425 19
Birdie, birdie, in the sky Let a white one in my eye. I don't care. I don't cry. I'm just glad that cows don't fly.
karCSJ 9
that need had amazing timing and aim. i swear they do that on purpose too , I feel bad for you OP. FYL