All in a day's work!

By Joshtodon - 21/08/2018 22:00

Today, I was unloading tile boxes out of my pickup truck into this lady's garage. As I grabbed the last 50-pound box, a passing bird shat on my forehead. Green ooze ran down my whole face. FML
I agree, your life sucks 2 756
You deserved it 159

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Are you bald? Shiny heads are ideal targets.

Apparently, it's good luck, so make sure you play the lottery the next chance you get.

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Are you bald? Shiny heads are ideal targets.

What a coincidence, we got shitfaced seeing Pearl Jam at Wrigley field this weekend.

So you were an easy target.. even for a bird.

Wow I guess the bird didn't approve of the design of the tiles 😏

Apparently, it's good luck, so make sure you play the lottery the next chance you get.

Manfred von Richthofen of birds! Did it sport lovely red plumage?

now you’re literally a shithead