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  DrJesse  |  10

Mercilessly cut their throats and piss on the bodies. Keep the bodies for a while.Set them at a dinner table (family dinner style) then when the cops finally get you,you have reason to plead temporary insanity. Little stint in a mental hospital and bam,you're back on the street in no time.

  EvilTwerp  |  12

It's not so much hard, as it is tedious. If they're light scratches, you could probably sand them with 2000 grit sandpaper. Then put rubbing compound on it and buff the scratches out. Just sand it until you can't feel the scratches anymore.
If it's deep scratches, take it to a shop if you have the money.


If OP had reported it to the police, then their pathetic excuse for parents would have had to pay up to fix the damage. Should have done something else besides ask questions...

  alstbv12  |  13

".44 magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world" I also love the way the guy on the ground says "I gotsta know" ... Man that movie should be required in school.

  Link5794  |  18

I'd key their faces.

  philipino  |  24

79- they wouldn't be missing. They would be flattened by my car, with their keys up their asses and holes in their genitals. And, do you know their names and addresses?

  Pentium_4  |  26

bunch of punks, they think it's'll happen to them when they have their own car and they'll wonder why the world "hates them so much"

By  jonriise18  |  3

Fuck. I woulda rather the piss on my car. But I think I would do more than question them.

"Um, excuse me. Sorry to bother you but I noticed you FUCKING UP MY CAR! Why is that?"


In my mind I read your comment in Stewie's voice :D OP I would've been so mad there would not be any questioning of any sort! They better be glad you weren't someone that was crazy, and carried a firearm.