At least someone found your keys.

What were the chances of that 🔑🚗

The wording sounds like you intentionally left your car keys *in the lock of the car door* when you walked away to the trash can.
If that's the case, sorry, but it's kind of your own fault.

I agree, I think that's what happened

While it was stupid of them to do, it doesn’t make it their fault. It’s the fault of the asshole who stole the keys/car.

While they all watched and laughed...

It always amazes me when people leave their cars or houses unlocked, or leave keys in the car, or keys in the doors, and then are surprised that their stuff gets stolen. I just dont understand leaving things like cars and houses unsecured. Your own fault. Furthermore, a lot of insurance companies won't cover car theft if you left the keys in it.

Car thief 1 you 0

Next time just leave your house door open with a pile of money in it and go for a walk around the block.

Why on earth would you leave your keys in your door.